Rangers v Celtic

*programmes

I didn't think BBC iPlayer had every programme that they ever showed. Are you drunk?

 

In ye pop. I wasn't even born in 1985.

 

They don't though. Just the ones that they have bothered to digitally remaster. Maelstrom isn't one of them because it's pish.

Look mate, yesterday you couldn't even find the fùcking thing ont Tinternet now you're a digital whizkid. One search on YouTube and I found what you were looking for, the full series.

Give it a watch and let us know how you get on. All you have to do is click on that link I posted.

You know how to click on a link, right?

 

It was you who said it was on iPlayer, not me.

 

No I didn't, I said you would probably get it on the iplayer because it was made by the BBC. Where else would you find a BBC programme so universally loved by all?

Youtube that's where!

 

I am guessing it isn't on iPlayer, even though you said I probably would.

 

Oooooft Balogun scored for Nigeria today. Some will hate this.

 

No it isn't on the iplayer that's why I found it for you on YouTube yet here you are giving me grief because I did you a favour!

You're such a taig Lain!

 

Classic Big Nog!

Always a day late and a dollar short!

 

He also hobbled off injured with a hip injury. Some definitely hate this. Me for example.

Not you though ya tattie howker.

 

At least he walked off and wasn't carried off. Anyway, to show there are no hard feelings regarding Maelstrom, here is some ***** news

 

Ffs mate I posted about Strachan and Henry on here two years ago.

Wtf is wrong with you today, are you drunk?

 

Just a coincidence that both Celtic boys club and Celtic boys club East were started and given permission to use Celtic’s name,livery and training facilities by Celtic FC were started by *****philes.

Or is it!

 

Sorry, mate, I am just trying to fit in. I am not drunk, but pleasantly merry. I am just waiting for that clown Quartewit to come back online so I can annoy him. He thinks, for example, if a team is playing at 75% of their potential and they go to 80% of their capacity, the difference isn't 5%. He would actually work out the percentage of the percentage and take the 80% as if thatvis the highest it could be. A very strange chap. Think he is new around these parts, are you aware of him? I must say, some of the recent additions to this award winning forum can be most peculiar.

 

I am aware.

He's a boring cùnt and best avoided.

 

I can't help but reply to him when he says that the difference between 0.0062% and 0.0064% isn't 0.0002%. He likes to take the percentage of the difference between 0.0062% and 0.0064% even though they are percentages already. Most bizarre. If I was to guess, I would say he is most definitely a papist.

 

He's dumber than dogshìt mate. He thinks posting massive tedious posts will disguise the stupidity posted there in. I think he hopes no cùnt will actually be able to get through them and call out his moronic pish.

Tbf I rarely read anything he posts.

 

Mon ill pump you @Toby

 

Leave Mon out if this.