Rangers v Celtic

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will remember this when livi get a 0-0

 

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Betis & Kusen absolute stick on for Score wins last night.

 

Orangey Snicket and a series of unfortunate deflections

 

Guinness on the phone to Gizzard now trying to get RFC another world record, this time for “number of deflections in the lead up to a goal.”

 

Another?

 

oh yes we have many

 

I met one of my pals and went for a curry last night.

Absolutely wonderful it was.

First time I've been out for a meal at night since **** knows when.

 

great news, drew.

what curry did you go for?

Is your bum hole sore this morning?

 

Sounds like someone has taken a wee saunter down Bournville Boulevard

 

I had a Salmon Tikka starter and then had a type of curry that I hadn't had in donkeys years, Lamb Tikka Biryani, peshwari naan bread, washed down with a couple of Cobras.

Gorgeous it was.

Aberdoom is awash (no offence intended towards Smelltic fans) with great Indian and Nepalese restaurants.

What a glorious country!!

Regards,

Billy Britain

 

P.S.

My Marmite Motorway is surprisingly intact.

 

Did you post any pics of your food on Facebook?

 

ER went to a Chinese restaurant last night and had a curry for the main course(what kind of weirdo orders a curry from the Chinese?l, he was half way through it and the waiter came up and asked, "curry ok?" Quick as a flash oor Chris replied, "aye stick me down for My Way, Frank Sinatra"

 

The waiter was called Frank Sinatra?

 

I'm not on Faecesbook. Nor Twatter or Instagranny.

No time for that horse manure.

 

**** off ya ****ing balloon!!

 

Did you have the chocolate starfish for dessert?
I thoroughly recommend it.