Rangers v Celtic

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Hey, 4th best side in Luxemburg m8.

 

The Donald trump of Scottish football ...

 

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"Rangers v Progres"

Theres a joke in there

 

Was Gary Glitters "its good to be back" being sung at ibrox tonight?

Please be true

 

To the tune and words of the famine song as far as UEFA are concerned.

 

You think thats bad? the cracking wee player you poached from European cup winners Ipswich Town is black

 

That's fine Si. It's only other teams black players they throw bananas at.

 

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Si acting the Hun ...

 

Fat **** fae viewpark wea a wean?

 

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lets hope so Eddie. If not you might have to actually watch ra Celic

 

All the teams we threw bananas at are dead

 

We? That would suggest that you have actually been inside Celtic park at one time or another armed with fruit.

Didne happen shun.

 

UEFA launching barrel bombs at the Bheast

 

Union bears with the Oasis song lyric banner last night iirc

Some **** should have told them that Oasis took that lyric from Gary Glitter

 

For all those concerned about my travel plans it takes me about fifteen minutes to get to ibrox via the underground. Twenty five normally if it's busy

Good first half seemed to lose it a bit when Kranjcar went off. If he stays fit (IF) he will make an enormous difference this season. Of the new boys Cardosa looked solid, Jack looked like he'd been there forever, Candeias looks very promising, Dalcio? Well I'd rather have MaKay to be honest and Morales didn't have much of a chance to make an impact. As Aldo said it was good to see Rossiter back too. I would have kept Holt on and taken Dalcio off though as I felt we kind of lost our balance. Same problem as last season in terms of converting possession into goal opportunities, but he hasn't really introduced the new strikers yet.

We should probably have done better, but it was our first competitive game of the season and there is always the perception that you should score a bucketload against these teams from places like Luxembourg, San Marino and Gibraltar They will need to up their game for the Cypriots.

 

The McKay situation needs to be resolved one way or another. He's still our best threat going forward.

Dalcio looked piss poor, willing to give him a chance but GET HIM TO **** NOW.

Candeias looked rapid but ran into dead ends a few times.

The CB looked solid and offered a good contrast against the pale and ginger Bates.

Rangers should take 5 at least off a team from Luxembourg.

Tsunami heading off to Luxembourg city on Tuesday, I suggest they brace themselves.