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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    With your financial-legal understanding it is indeed fortunate that you are not the treasurer of the Larkhall Bowling Club as I previously suspected.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Can you not read?

    It's not me that's isn't differentiating from loans and earnings it's HMRC ya muppet.

    Mindydoublefail
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well I'm sorry I'm not a Celtic fan which would also make me a financial and tax expert.

    But at least my farter is still intact eh.

    <laugh>
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Harry Dunns pressing the child abuse button because they don't understand tax
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Translation

    Fùck you Eddie.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    EJeWHz9WwAEWC-0.jpeg

    Eliana is a definite WID!
     
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  7. Pattern Of Assistance

    Pattern Of Assistance Well-Known Member

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    There are definitely going to be several on here who will not be enamoured by this! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Harry Dunn is deed mate.

    Mindy pre brunch fail fest.

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    EBTs were given in TRUST to Rangers players. This normally means those players are holding Rangers Funds for an undetermined period of time and as they are not earnings, they are not taxed. The Funds, however, still belong to Rangers.

    In step Player Agents

    These Agents knowing that funds held in Trust can be recovered from the player by Rangers seek guarantees that they won't.

    Now the illegal bit.

    Rangers sign contracts stating these Trust Funds do not need to be paid back. They do not inform HMRC that the Trust is now earnings and must be taxed.

    You mistake a Trust earning income and being taxed with the Trustee receiving the funds.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Just like the club he abused Children at.
     
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  11. Pattern Of Assistance

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    ^^^Works at McDonalds^^^:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    £15ph

    Yaaaasssssss
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Allegedly.
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Imagine Rangers died and didn't return in any form, what would we all talk about? Celtic fans needing to talk about Celtic? <yikes><yikes><yikes>

    Not even worth thinking about tbh.
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> remember yesterday Eddie was drunk and he was saying that a proven goal-scoring Colombian superstar wasn't even worth £15million?
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    Imagine True Rangers Men like Nacho Novo didn't get side letters and paid back their EBTs, Rangers might not have died at all
     
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  17. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Imagine Mindoid was remotely amusing.

    Nah - me neither <laugh>
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I don't do child abuse jokes

    Sorry:emoticon-0138-think
     
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  19. Pattern Of Assistance

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    ^^^Is a joke^^^ :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

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    Nice one, rubber lips
     
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