Rangers v Celtic

Thought ye were caught?

 

bucks_is_likes

 

What's a *****phile?

Asking for my friend Father Bottoms?

 

A ****, basically.

 

But..... but some of my best friends are fudgepackers.

 

Thats prisons for you

 

I'm too scared to try it in case I like it.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-for-all-out-battle-against-abuse-of-children

I was wondering why I thought I'd heard the Celtic rhetoric before somewhere and sure enough...

 

Makes sense.

If you are a ***** you're not really a Catholic.

Mon the ghood ghuys

 

Wee C is in America for 2 and a half weeks. I feel deserted

 

Sneaking in while trumps on holiday #smarts

 

Want me to jump on the ferry mate and we’ll cause a ruckus?

 

Wee C? Son or daughter Ciaran? You've probably told me before but I am 33 you know.

By the by one of the tags on here mentions Minds being dropped on his head as a child. Don't worry Mindy, one of my sisters dropped me on the kitchen floor when I was a few months old and I've turned out fine, touch wood........ come in, the doors open. See, still got all my facilities about me.

Night, night John-boy.

 

Plus being I've the gaff free for longer than a night for the 1st time in 7 years

 

Dropped on my head landed on my cock

 

Hope hes not there for a tourney wae Celti...St Pat's.

 

Yaaaaassss walking about bollock naked. Canny beat it.

 

That, and whores off plenty of fish

Not tonight though, few mates round for the game.

 

I was in Motherwell today and there must have been a walk about to start. There was a que right out the door of McDonalds of fat proddies.

 

Naked fitba night.

Ye canny beat it.