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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Dominika Cibulkova.

    It's usually the man who throws the woman about in bed. With Fabio it's the other way round.
     
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    How appropriate for this thread that the late Alexander Pope (1688-1744) once remarked "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing".
     
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    So's a little penis. Just ask Tina.
     
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    I would be more than chuffed if Dominika gave this sixty four year old wreck a 'Wid'. F**k me; the last time I saw thighs like that they were attached to the torso of Jimmy O'Rourke!
     
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    FUt1.jpg
     
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    Something came up! :bandit:
     
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    Someone's big brother?<yikes>
     
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    When the Williams sisters <cough> are playing, I'll bet they all have a good chuckle every time the umpire shouts "New balls, please"
     
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    The music industry is the same. Weird, when you see it at first.
     
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    Only female (?) players who do not become a touch moist in their tropical regions at the sight of a perky teenage boy sprinting to pick up a tennis ball!
     
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    Before any smart-arse accuses me of racism (conscious or unconscious) I believe Caucasian players, for example Eugenie Bouchard, possess said "tropical regions".
     
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    Jesus Christ, this **** is everywhere.

     
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    Without doubt 'Trans' was the great Neil Young's worst album!
     
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    Neil is definitely a dude...isn't he? :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    He better be as I am a great fan of his 'boy'; Nils Lofgren!
     
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    Neil looks more womanly than any of those ****ing tennis players though <yikes>
     
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    'Looks' or sounds?








    Mind you; dank and straggly hair reminds me of successes (?) during drunken Friday evenings in Leith Docker's Club known locally as 'Fanny Nights'. This should mean something to a fellow poster; no names no, pack drill!
     
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    Ten minutes of ecstasy; which is more than can be said of the time spent with some of the dugs I took home to my Ma's hoose from Leith Dockers!
     
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