Rangers v Celtic

Watt and Harris hole . Of fenced by a tuna.

She of fenced her shelve ass she putt the lie ricks two the tuna.

 

*Sloop John B ya fùcking idiot.

 

You have passed my test, I knew you would, well done, buddy

 

Don't worry fellow taigs. I got this

 

Ah hate that TERF

 

Think I speak for all when I say, no one wants to be MalaGAGER.

Smart, buddy

 

Parp

 

Johnny Fartpants

 

1. Toby is quite drunk and opens the thread to maybe see if there's any funny bantz on here
2. Toby notices that there's about 10 pages in 24h, and knows about 90% of it will be *****pish from BAD, Mindy and Aldo the Brainless
3. Toby skips to the last page to moan about this thread, then goes to sleep happily knowing he's technically saved a few mins of his life not reading the pointless ramblings of thick Jock ****s with scientifically-challengingly low IQs

 

4. Toby ****s dugs

 

I would be amazed if I didn't put some funny post in this thread, especially at this time, I'm in my prime

 

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Like father, like son eh @monacoger

 

No last night but the night before
3 big monkeys came to my door
one with a fiddle and one with a drum
And one who was only after my bum

 

Never knew Torbett was a monkey!

 

You're one boring ****, I'll give you that.

Here's a picture of ER. Feel free to use it as ****ing material:

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He es a beat off a rock yet .

 

Here is a picture of Gordon Neely, feeling up someone his own age, for a change

 

Dundee Donny - still a wee, spunk-gargling chimp I see

 

With his arse cheeks iirc