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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Alan McGregor was ****e last season for us. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Do you like applepine?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 18, 2018
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's not me that's been chasing you like a wee collie dug for three days m7 <rofl>
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    WE R POT ATO AND DON' U 4 GET IT
     
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I clearly said "all the players who helped you finish 3rd this season". I made no mention of other signings.

    As a healthy, middle-class vegetarian I probably eat more vegetables and fruit per day than you have teeth in your mouth (so, about four).
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, May 18, 2018
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    1 banana and 4 cucumbers.
     
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    Patience, May 18, 2018
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah haha the jokes on Tristain. I have 6 teeth. 4 yellow 2 black.

    GIRFUY.
    FTP
    UDAALLTHEWAY.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ST likes the fruits.

    Ooh Matron!
     
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    His wife had green teeth. That's why he knocked them out.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, May 18, 2018
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You made your wife dye her hair Orange so she would look like a tricolour.


    Yaaaaaaas deal with that one you tart.
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Easy. Japanese people aren't yellow. That's Chinese you're thinking of. It's an easy mistake to make - when you're a monumental racist.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I think I'm turning into Iain :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I have nothing against monuments you lying cùnt.
     
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  13. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    You should. According to feminazis they're very sexist.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A handsome ****?
     
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    Just like your club/company, totally delusional :)
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We're off to see the wizard <wizard>
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ALDO firing howitzers into fenian territory and getting them all hot & bothered.

    When ST starts boasting that he's middle-class, you know ALDO is chasing fk out him <applause>
     
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    EDGE., May 18, 2018
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