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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    You're ahead of the curve, though. In the someone's crashed their car, flew through the windscreen and landed 30 feet away in a pool of their own blood and piss ahead of the curve sort of way.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 23, 2018
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fùck up ya public transport scumbag. What would you know about it?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Bring back Delia
     
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    People lying dead in their own blood and piss? A lot. I was in the Clutha pub in Glasgow one night...
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 23, 2018
  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Not cool bro
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 23, 2018
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    *Semen
    **Waterloo
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 23, 2018
  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    You spent your weekend listening to Abba while being bukkaked by a bunch of sailors?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 23, 2018
  8. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Mindy taking a break from tasting double glazing, turns and uses his ***** strength to over-power the waif like Dundonian and slabber all over his face. <laugh><laugh><ok>
     
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    EDGE., Apr 23, 2018
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks buddy.

    I think it's the lack of hair that makes clubfoot so stupid.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 23, 2018
  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That, amongst other things, no doubt.
     
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    monacoger, Apr 23, 2018

  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Considering how crap Aberdeen have been this season Celtic really are rank rotten for ****s sake. Hope to god they keep Mimi Rodgers in charge, he is utterly ****.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 23, 2018
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Its was karaoke but yes
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 23, 2018
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Word is he's a shoe in for the Arsenal job:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 23, 2018
  14. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    That only happens when Julie pins me against the window and shoves one of her Jimmy Choos up my arsehole

    By the way she needs your credit card
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 23, 2018
  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl>
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 23, 2018
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    Nah, Murty has got it.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Apr 23, 2018
  17. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    The word is shoo. It's shoo-in, not shoe in.

    How ****ing difficult is it folks?
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 23, 2018
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    O'Toon needs a bigger boat guys <laugh><applause>
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 23, 2018
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I was laughing at the Rodgers link

    I invented shoe in mate
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 23, 2018
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    **** the lot of yeas.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 23, 2018
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