Rangers v Celtic

Can’t believe we were sent 2 dystopian warning messages from the government which were designed to cause alarm. (1 at 5am this morning) for this pathetic little storm we’ve got. Don’t even think there’s a wheely bin been knocked over yet.

 

Why are Tims so ****ing pathetic.

Wet wipe bastards.

 

My neighbours shed has came down, could be some good work coming the way of @The Cunnilungus Connoisseur out of this storm

 

I had to go into Town to see a job.

M8 died apart from the men in vans, keeping Britain moving.

All the supermarkets shut but the Asian shopkeepers still opening.

And passed a one-legged junkie in springburn, in a wheelchair, wheeling himself down Edgefauld road

 

Did you see a handsome man doing 100mph in a Citroen xara?

 

Old user name makes sense

 

No that’s was after the WWE star iirc

 

Did he like WWE?

 

I didn't get any warnings. Maybe I don't exist anymore.

Wee bit blowy up here. 60mph gusts.

 

The biggest tragedy of the day is that Dominos are not doing deliveries!

Pot noodle for dinner it is, stick the kettle on @Black Caviar

 

When Sheds turns up let us all know if his moustache has grown in properly yet

 

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Aye nae bother John Gudetti

 

Whit?

 

He quoted his song in a Swedish interview and you sad sacks grassed him up for a ban

 

Tragic from us

 

What a bizarre thing to remember

 

I'm in my late 20s, grandad

 

Thats what Doid does.

He Doids

 

Remembers the name of every referee with a saints name^^^