Rangers v Celtic

A team that play a lot of right wingers

 

Lowry leaves for Wycombe

****ing Wycombe

 

Decent move for him.

Absolute diddies in the lower Nigel leagues taking home £20k a week.

I know Kai Kennedy’s dad and he was telling me that York city, in England’s 5th tier, could offer him more dosh than Dundee, who were in the top Haggisball league.

Mental money down there

 

Speaking of diddies, whatever happened to Rowan Jacksie?

 

he plays for Athletico Tehran

 

Lowry was a player man. **** knows what happened there. Rumours of a bad attitude etc. could be Rangers da patter tho

NS1690

 

Rumours persist that clement could not accept lowrys flowing locks and wanted him sold

 

A battle, as old as time, takes place tomorrow over in the *****s nest when celtic and young boys go cock-to-arse in what is colloquially known as the Torbs (will be) Firm

 

mind lochers was touting mike lowry for a 30m move to juventus, some judge eh

 

He used to gracefully traverse the turf like a young Kaka


Too fond of drinking vodka red bulls while draped in gucci clobber methinks

 

I’m surprised at that if it’s true.

5th Tier players only get between £600-£900 usually. The top few players might get 2/3 grand.

It’s very rare for players in the 3rd division to get 20k a week. Sunderland have one player getting more than that in our squad and we are pushing for promotion to the premier league.

 

You’ve not read what I’ve said and Diddy Nigel
Leagues is anything below the “Top 6” tourist clubs.

Haggisball teams like Ross county will be paying players no more than £1500 a week basic and probaly a lot less

York city can outbid probably 30% of top league Haggisball sides.

When Ross county basically ended sevcos title charge last season, it was with guys signed from Accrington Stanley and Exeter city as we pay Nigel Jobbers from the diddy leagues £30k a week to “not fancy” playing on a Sunday morning in Dingwall.

Modern football is ****

 

Bring back the 90s for everything, including haircuts eh mon?

 

Oh, you are a one, Trevor.

 

lochers exposed as a bluffer

"i know kai trumps da"

 

You should look up the video of how Wycombe announced him. It is something else

 

Joes ginger curls were exceptionally tight according to the QP U9 year book, where Joe was rated as both “most likely to be released” and “least likely to make it” by his team mates

 

Difficult to tell if Celtic v Young Boys is a football game or a court case.