Rangers v Celtic

^^^ this is in reference to Brechins pitch btw

Classic Haggisball.

Mon told me that when he was on his 20s, Hearts beat Bayern at Tynie, Dundee Hibs beat Barca at Tannadice and Raith Rovers drew away in Munich.

Nowadays Hearts are getting gaped from Cypriot coke dealers and Killer can’t beat Danish bacon farmers.

Sickening

 

Wisdom with Barrie

I’ve not been on much as I lost my phone in a farcical swimming incident when I was on holiday for a month from mid dec to mid Jan

What a buzz it was to not have to deal with 150 notifications per day via text, emails and WhatsApps.

Didn’t realise how ****ing annoying it was until I got a phone when I got home and my phone is constantly buzzing and 99% is just pish.

Unfortunately I’m back in the loop and watching young tarts dancing on TikTok.

Looks like I’m done with Porn though. There is now nothing I can see on a screen that will stir the loins.

 

Last one though, been doing to nudist beaches in Lanz with @julie

Walking about with the dong out in the sun is some buzz, plus getting that UV on the baws is actually invigorating and probably pretty good for the testosterone levels now I’m in my late 20s.

Don’t get me wrong, some of the sights you see… old guys with mega bellies and shroom cocks.. like wtf mate.

Few young babes as well so well worth it.

 

• 6 post rant all but confirmed

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Get yer sell doon that counting hoose for barely legal fluff galore

 

rare sevconian with ball knowledge

i would take Raskin or Diomande over a finished McGregor at DM

 

He’s still irking

 

CCV

the own goal machine

 

https://x.com/LaudrupsHair/status/1880350372742811928?t=N1XLnvz0kT-5wXaTW36ygg&s=19

This could be the final straw tbph.

 

Rats Juice

 

The amount of Tims in the replies taking it serious is mental. They really are THICK AS MINCE

 

*pencil

 

machine output =2

Hope you don’t work in manufacturing

 

I work in power and energy

woke

 

Central heating engineer ?

 

Can’t disclose

 

he washes wind turbines

 

Well someone has to clean up the bird **** and blood off them.

Let's face it their only use is being a monstrous blot on the stunning landscape of Scotland.

 

..........................Oh and Elgin City 3-1 Aberdeen

 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdAJLN4H/