Rangers v Celtic

Inventing stuff now

 

Jog on, Weller

 

Ffs!

You're whole first team went on a jolly to Dubai during Covid. Were pictured in pubs and hot tubs and beside the pool. One of your players flew home on a full plane and played in a game two days later.

They also furloughed all their staff 4 days before heading off on that jounty and slag Rangers off for taking covid loans that have to be paid back and not forloughing their staff.

Again, this is not the win you think it is.

 

“Now”?



“Sakala stamped on Stinkmelts foot”

“Sima head butted Spoonfaces elbow”

These ****s are right out of the dystopian doublespeak

 

Sanctioned trip vs random illegal house party

Yip it's exactly what I think it is

 

Aye the players that were at that party were sent to purgatory.

The cùnts in Dubai were sent to duty free.

 

**** did you lot do to Amad? You literally had one of the best young players in Europe at your disposal and managed to make him look ****e in a below average league.

 

Nup, nae idea!

 

Kicked off the park by Celtic fans

 

he shat it in the lions den

many such cases

 

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why is Tierneys return irking so much, hes only going to play about 15 games a season

 

15

try 5 ya mad gimp

 

he fears a 20 game season from megaphone bhoy

 

could have a wee 25 gamer up his sleeve, usually does

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Is he even getting in the team ahead of Taylor??

Yous might need to do a Steve Clarke and shoe horn him into a back 3.

 

Worry about it next season when we are managed by Steve Clarke

 

Rodgers EPL bound, he fears year 3 clemball

 

Crazy price for Sunderland. Three points from the top. Brought in Le Fee for 20m and now Frigan for 15m.



If we beat Burnley tonight that price crashes even a draw keeps us right in it.

 

Not getting carried away, but Igamane could be the greatest player ever to have graced the Haggisball league.