Rangers v Celtic

Well that's not quite true is it. If you wanted to go anywhere or do anything you had to be vaxxed.

Mo Vax Mo money!

 

I hold my hands up and admit I took the first two doses. After both I was absolutely fùcked. The worst I've ever felt for at least 24 hours.

When they brought out the top up I said fùck that.

And tbf if it wasn't for the Missus I wouldn't have taken the second.

I fùcking hate that bitch.

 

I have no idea what Labour did, but I doubt they had to pay back 28% of the budget. Even they aren't that stupid.

 

How it works is you tell the missus what to do.

@julie done as she was told by the Alpha gaffer, as did the kids.

Also, I went to Lanz. Dubai, Turkey, Poland and Lux with fake vax passes.

These ****s just want to see how far they can push you.

DO
NOT
COMPLY

Next up… nuclear war with Russia, caused by the Ruskies of course… and sponsored by Aunty.

 

We're doomed Cap'n Mainwaring, we're doomed!!

 

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As long as you have enough money at the end of the month for your bulk delivery of 144 chicken and mushrooms you'll be fine sonny

 

Heard bird flu is making a comeback but this time it’s deadlier

 

They’re using the PCR test again.

All the chickens are ****ed.

97% false positive rate

 

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Canny mind but they got slagged for the same thing by SNP dudes so it's a common theme, if you weren't pissed off before you're a hypocrite to be pisssed off now

 

Inflation I guess

The UK government don't need to raise money through tax, they print the money

Councils and national executives do need to raise money that way however

 

The thing that always gets missed is Poland.

Poor innocent Poland

One of the most war like nations in Europe was Poland

Rewritten history makes it out that they were eternal victims

 

78% Roman Catholic

Standard tbf

 

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Interesting point I will research this further in the Fortean Times

 

Nexus is still available at most leading retailers and still conveniently priced at £4.25.

 

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They decided to grab everything, the land, the people, everything.

They stuck a name on it and set their propagandists up to gaslight the world into thinking that was true way.

Working until your dead is fine as long as you have 60 inch telly to watch on your way out.