Rangers v Celtic

If half face man had streamed himself leaping off London bridge the cops would have caught him before he hit the water.

Stay off soshul meedya. It's the only place policing actually happens in the world of today.

 

Thanks, buddy

 

You're ****in nicked, sunshine.

 

I have no need for social media, all my best pals are one here, buddy

 

Dundee Utd getting pumped just now. Such a shame.

 

Levein 8-1-1 masterclass on the cards lads.

No sharpener required as I’ve already spent my 0-0 prediction winnings on a brand spanking new mechanical pencil with 0.7mm pristine graphite scribe.

Treat @julie with a Delhi Darbar tonight and no need to worry about the fluctuates later as her nostrils are permanently welded shut.

Enjoy your day boiz

 

Order a Jaipuiri

 

Interesting m8

Thots on this @Indiana Durham

 

Got a monkfish cuzza from darbar before and it was sexy

 

I've already got a drouth just thinking about that but I did have a belly buster for elevenses

 

Makes a change from an arse buster LOL

 

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Hahaha I knew you would like it, buddy

 

Absolutely massive game for Rangers tomorrow

make or break some would say

 

Yeah ?

you PM each other ?

 

Dundee are rancid fs

 

True.

a lot of forces at play tho

Tottie field park being the major concern

 

Better than the Dandy Duds however.

 

Dundee had a wee confidence booster against the sheep midweek, while Phils flops will be dejected after getting pumped out of Europe.

Everything points towards a Dundee win.

 

Says the armchair tribute act club "fan"