Ian Paisley gets hit by a car and goes into a coma. Suddenly after 15 years he awakens with a start and the nurse informs him of the duration of his coma. "Pray tell fine nurse....is Queen Elizabeth still the monarch?" "Oh no. All that nonsense was done away with years ago, Britain is now a Republic" "This(h) is terrible news.....and pray tell....is Ulster still an integral part of the Union?" "Oh no reverend paisley, Ireland is now united and free" "And are the reformed Churches still prevalent" "No Reverend Paisley, it turns out the Catholics were right. Everyone is Catholic now" "But surely some things must have remained the same....tell me..are Rangers still the dominant force in scottish football?" "No...They are dead". I think it is somehow better than the original; http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...ns-for-Rangers?p=669394&viewfull=1#post669394
I really shouldna being a dandy but what the f**k. In the last few minutes aberdeen fc have announced that rangers fc have made a major signing from the club. The ibrox " minnows" have sent an official to pittodrie to complete the signing of two toasters & a microwave to feed the administrators untill the glasgow club go out of bussiness at the end of the season. An AFC spokesman was unable to speak due to laughter. STAND FREE.
[h=6]Rangers have just announced a new TV deal. From next season all their games will be shown on the History Channel.[/h]
I've seen it before Mick but it's still a belter There was one were the big man chased the wee guy off the train a la Whyte and Hector?
