Off Topic Random things that piss you off.

Flirt with him, you might get a free drink. It will probably have his phone number in biro on the side

 

I'd rather pay!

 

Don't blame you.

 

it reminds me of how much i hate ****y, pretentious restaurants, bars and pubs.

i have nee objection to paying well for great food and wine. but when it comes to pubs, just pour me a good pint and don't let any poncy, man bag wearing ****ers into the gaff.

****ing man bags. another one. i mean, whose ****ing idea was that?
blokes who wear socks and sandals, and have an allergy to deodorant.

 

positive discrimination,its rife in the nhs, in the council ,in the media (its not an add if there isnt an ethnic in it) the bbc, lets do a program drama based in 1772, oh erm how do we get a black person in ?they manage some how, do gooders call it positive discrimination , ordinary folk call it racism

 

Beastiality.. There's no need... No matter how 'cute' you think the animal is !?!?

 

Can of spray glue.

Spiders/wasps/etc gets em all.

Can of spray silicon may be needed for the er..... collateral damage, but if you're a good shot, this will be minimal.
(Anyway, when it dries it looks like cobwebs)

 

yeah but just watch for what topping he puts on your drink

 

cant really see if its a looker or not there mate?

 

Nando's

£17.99 for one stinking Halal butterfly chicken breast with a bit of lemon drizzled on it.

I'd rather pay £2 for a tramp to curl out a bum truffle in a hot dog bun for me.

 

Going for a pub meal, getting a side order of chips and being presented with oven chips!
Alarm bells should ring when you are presented with a brightly coloured plastic laminated menu, size about the surface area of the Financial Times, consisting mostly of pictures of some of the meals that are available.

 

and they hardly ever come out representing the picture on the menu, do em for trade description.

 

Fair play to b and q, although they didn't give me a delivery time they rang me at 8.00.
First order of the day meant me days holiday wasn't totally wasted as I cracked on and layed 20 slabs.
By **** is my back aching today though!

 

waiting for transfer rumours to materialise!

 

****ing sook

 

Man bags have their place....
On the Jollie's they carry me watta, sun tan, phone, sweets, tabs, lighter and a byeuk. Try finding a pair of budgie smugglers that'll carry all that

 

even worse than Nandos itself is the term "cheeky Nandos" imo. What the **** is cheeky about eating a ****ing chicken leg? Just **** off.

 

Nando's is ****.
Went once & I wont be back. The tosspots who play for us love it though cos the greedy ****s eat there for nowt.
KFC is better than them bastards - tells you all you need to know.

 

People sittimg in kfc and macs using a knife and fork. Really wtf.

 

Random thing that pisses me off - supermarket car parks where there is an 8 foot wide patrh with NO-ONE on it and people walk on the ****ing road!