I know Aussie land is on the other side of the world mate and you buggers are upside down. But surely your basements are still BELOW ground, like ours Or is your attic under your feet?
Put a glass over it, slide a piece of card under the glass & then you have it trapped. Then you can just dump it outside.
Won't work mate, it's intricate, there's like a little step, a wooden beam, then another step, he's holed right in the corner. I don't trust myself to get it in the glass, then it'd be angry and smash my skull in. I'm thinking to buy a hawk to get rid of it.
Well after asking several of my mates, not one of them has taken me up on my offer of "I'll be ya best mate if you put these boxes in my attic". This one isn't you see Billy, I swear I could hear him kicking a load bearing wall down the other day, like Tong Po from Kickboxer.
Dunno but Samuel L Jackson never uttered the immortal words... I have had it with these motherfucking hawks on this motherfucking plane.
Why would a hawk get on a plane? They can fly already. That would be a total waste of £110 on the passport.
Imagine if we could swap jobs for a day? I could be over there throwing **** around the bin waiting for the Romanian cleaner Meanwhile you can walk through spiders and get bitten on the face by our friendly wasps Gardening! Throw in a brown snake or two & it's entertainment for the day
