People who put videos of mental snakes up for me to see - that's me not sleeping tonight then!! Double locking the door as well!!
Pillocks who ask me to fill out a form, Mick Hucknall, Designers getting involved with pubs (a work thing) Wednesdays, Remote controls that hide themselves, bast##ds! My wife texting me to get her some ket cos she can't be arsed to move, Reclaimed floors, The road and junction outside nordstrums almonds, speed cameras, and sea sickness. That'll do for now.
I KNOW! There'll be some random completely unexpected disaster fall on me at some point tomorrow. Some people hate mondays, some seem to have problem fridays, for me, bas###d wednesday!
I've always hated Wednesday's! Started back in school. Had maths and religious studies every Wednesday afternoon for 5 years!
Developed later in life with me, wednesday is the day you suddenly realise you're not going to make the friday delivery you thought was easy unless you work til stupid o'clock for 2 evenings.
Deliveries! Why can't b and q tell me if I have a morning delivery or an afternoon delivery? I only live 3 ****in miles from the store for ducks sake. What a waste of a day's ****ing holiday
We looked after someone's dog for a couple of weeks, Finnish Lapphund or something, quite a fancy looking dog. Right little bugger it was, pissed and **** all over the house almost daily despite being let out regularly and spent the whole day barking at deafening volumes at imaginary noises. The amount of people who would fawn over it on walks, I was getting stopped constantly by other dog walkers to coo over it. Doesn't seem to matter that the dog had the personality of a turd, because it's a prestigious breed automatically it's awesome. In the meantime my nine year old staff potters around good as gold and quiet as a church mouse, all she gets is people putting their dogs on their leads and shielding them protectively, I heard one woman say "it's alright now darling" to her dog when I'd gone past. So what I'm trying to say is dog snobbery gets on my tits, and snobbery in general actually.
Morrisons self checkout machine, slowest machine known to man and every ****ing time you bag something it calls for an assistant.
Twirly gangs....... 9:25 every weekday morning grouped around the bus stop blocking the path completely oblivious to anyone wanting to get past and terrified that the 9:35 express to the town comes early and they'll have to pay.
Now this is true! The one up Consett is abysmal! Totally feel sorry for the assistant cos she constantly darting from one checkout to the other, rushed off her feet! There are about 12 self service checkouts and on a busy dinner time you can guarantee there is at least 2-3 flashing red at any given time. The assistant certainly works for her pay! My local Tesco and Asda are nowhere near as bad!
It's the machines mate, apparently Morrisons are sacking them off because they're so ****. You can tell they've been made in some Eastern European ****hole out of recycled materials, each one is about the size of a Biffa truck. Tesco have the best ones by far. The assistants at my Morrisons just laugh now, I think they're laced with some sort of alcohol/narcotic concoction before their shift starts.
I have no access to my attic, there's a spider that has made a tube shaped web right on the edge of the entrance to my attic. I can't use fire to kill it as there are a lot of highly flammable materials in lofts, so I'm advised. Proper nasty looking web as well, it doesn't suggest that the spider in there is a friendly, laugh-a-minute type of creature, if spiders were religious, this one would be ISIS.
