http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33964830 Reading this earlier today pissed me off in a sombre sort of way! Poor bloke!
Driving Something that really 'pisses me off' is when some **** takes about an hour to overtake someone, then when he pulls in he decides to go faster, or lorry drivers who decide to overtake another one on an incline, taking about a week to do so . . . . bastards People that hog the middle (or the outside) lane, with no intention of actually overtaking anybody . . . . a lot of them daydreamers who only realise that they're ****ing idiots when I 'flash' them (stop it . . . . I didn't mean that).
Love it! I walk or run my terrier every morning for 4 to 6 miles. She (like most dogs) is a regular ****ter and she's been trained never to crap on the path. (when she squats I pick it ) but I get sick of dogs (usually big twats that dump a pound of ****) crapping in the middle of the footpath. It's the easiest thing in the world to train them where to do it but some lazy arsed owners think its fine to let them dump where they want. There's nowt worse than biking down a track in the wet and your front wheel kicking up slurry in your face
My wife works at a well known supermarket and she says that you wouldn't believe the state of the toilets some people leave them in. They smear **** on the walls, door handles, everywhere basically. Theres one particularly smelly bastard who does it all of the time. He proper stinks, so badly he is banned from many local shops! I've been in the local off-licence 10-15 minutes after he has left and you can tell that he's been, the smell lingers for so long. Words cant describe the smell! Its not sweat or BO, it doesn't even smell of ****, its just rotten, hits the back of the throat before you realise! My mam serves him in the shop often, has to hold her breath and has to run off to the toilets in case she's sick as soon as he leaves.
You could start a whole new thread, just for dog **** mate. I walk my dog on a field with two footy pitches on and every day I see fresh dumps scattered all over the pitches where these kids are supposed to play. I find it a lot easier to say or do something, than to do nothing, so when the time comes, and it will come, when I see an owner walking away from their dog's freshly laid dump, I hope that I can pick it up with a spare poop bag, and instead of binning it, I'll pop it in the owner's pocket/hood for him. Until then, it just pisses me off!
It's always wimmen though. Happened to me many years ago when my Mrs' Mate dropped round and though she could help herself to me chips. A quick slap with the flat of me knife put her off but I ended up feeling guilty 'cos she ended up close to tears
He sounds delightful. The toilets at my local Waitrose are impeccable, I used them for 9 days whilst my bathroom was being upgraded.
Sometimes, but the chief culprit at the minute is the Chicken Tikka Massala with Rice and Bombay potatoes from Tesco! I'm sure it has two layers of plastic glued together! I hate opening a tin of corned beef as well. Once that little ring pull thingy instantly snaps then its knackered innit! The tin is too robust for the Plan B of using a tin opener. Straight in the bin!
****s who persist on trying to get me to have a henna tattoo.. Sat on the beach covered in tattoos, and up they ****ing wander, book in hand open.. 'You want tattoo'?.... 'look you stupid twat, do i ****ing look like i want one of your ****ing henna ****ing tattoos'? Now **** off and go and pester some other ****...
Heat shrink. If I ever meet the c*nt who invented that I would stick a cactus right up his arse and insert a scaffold pole behind letting the tw*t slide agonisingly down it for 3-4 days before he died.
