Random things that make you happy

I'm obviously talking from memory here, but I love (or should that be 'used to love' ?) going home after a match when The Lads have won and played well :emoticon-0100-smile

As Mary Hopkins used to say . . . . 'Those were the days, my friend' :emoticon-0157-sun:
 
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Good sausages, with no chewy bits in. Nowt better than having a full sausage sandwich on a Sunday and making your way through the whole thing without coming across a piece of pig face that won't ever get digested.

Also, when birds wear them little shorts that you can see the bottom bit of their arse in.... bang on sweetheart.
 
Good company, (the venue doesn't matter), a few drinks & some music.
If I'm at Jerry's on a weekend three of us play the music game.
We take turns picking songs on you tube & play them through the stereo.
After a few beers watching yet another torturous Sunderland performance, some wine & some shorts, some music & great company, getting pleasantly pissed is a good way to spend an evening.
Topper. <ok>
 
This made me laugh this morning... United Fans...

"Can I have the duck please"

"Sorry we are out of duck"

"Didn't want it anyway"

"Excuse me?"

"The duck is ****"

"Sorry....I...???"

"Twenty Times"
 
This made me laugh this morning... United Fans...

"Can I have the duck please"

"Sorry we are out of duck"

"Didn't want it anyway"

"Excuse me?"

"The duck is ****"

"Sorry....I...???"

"Twenty Times"

The literal translation of Pato from Portuguese to English being... duck