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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 18, 2015.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    People who say "t'internet."
    Drivers who sit in the fast lane doing seventy.
    Average speed limit cameras.
    Old ****ers who think paying for stuff with cheques is still acceptable.
    The London wigger accent.
    Silly bints who think prosecco is the height of sophistication.
    Pretty-boys with sleeve tattoos.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 18, 2015
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  2. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Pubs.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 18, 2015
  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, you'd have to be a right presumptuous twat to go into a shop and expect to 'have' something. :)
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 18, 2015
  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Not606

    Any **** that posts on not606

    Scousers
     
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    Null, Jul 18, 2015
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Don't be shy , shows yer pie ...gies a gobble

    Don't be scerd, shows yer berd... Gies a gobble
     
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    Null, Jul 18, 2015
  6. Deleted 1

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    People who constantly moan about sport being fixed yet continue to bet more money than they can afford on it
     
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    Deleted 1, Jul 18, 2015
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Romanians who take over chippies and canny ****in fry anyhin the bastards
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 18, 2015
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  8. Nathan Barley

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    The ski team is average at best.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 18, 2015
  9. ERINBLACK

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    I am chilled

    Nothing annoys me.

    I love life and everyone
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jul 18, 2015
  10. Deleted 1

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    People who see good in everyone and everything - and are always chilled.<steam>
     
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    Deleted 1, Jul 18, 2015
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  11. Patience

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    ****s who don't know how to queue.
    Folk who put the TV volume on an odd number.
    Blacks.
    Marzipan.
    When people have paid for their shopping but take far too long to get their **** together, whilst my shopping piles up and I can't get tae the bags to start packing it.
    When the missus speaks to me when I'm trying to watch something.
    Blacks.
    People that say 'irregardless'.
     
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    Patience, Jul 19, 2015
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I go for prime numbers.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 19, 2015
  13. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Pensioners, housewives and the unemployed going into town at lunchtime on a weekday.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 19, 2015
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've never managed to decide whether I'm jealous of the simple minded ****s or if I pity their ignorance.

    Bit of both I guess.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 19, 2015
  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Blasphemy.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 19, 2015
  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    People who say "yeah no" before answering a question. What the ****??
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 19, 2015
  17. Patience

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    People who use the word 'like' an inordinate amount.

    "..yeah, but like, you know how it is like he just hates buying rounds like, like actually, he's just a ****er like..."

    (Beale speaking about Trev, Lebowskis, July 18th 2015).
     
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    Patience, Jul 19, 2015
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I ****ing hate ****s who say like all the time.

    Usually ****y Glasgow uni ****s like Baz.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 19, 2015
  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Stay away from Tayside.

    Juice sayin' like.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 19, 2015
  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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