O2's "be more dog" adverts. They imply that dogs, by nature, are more ambitious, independent and enterprising than cats. Of course, this is bollocks. Cats regularly roam for miles and catch their own food, whereas dogs need feeding and **** themselves if they stray too far from their owner whilst being exercised. I am a dog-owner and have no problem with canines per se; it's O2 and their lies that annoy me.
I hope you both have a very enjoyable time. If you tell everyone you work with about it ad bloody nauseum then you are a banker.
****s that misuse the word literally. Usually English dobbers fae Essex or some other equally ****e county.
I literally hate it when Scottish people type phonetically because they are ashamed that they are forced to type in English and have no language of their own.
The abuse of "literally" is now endemic. When they say "literally" what they actually mean is "figuratively". "I literally pished myself laughing" - Unless you actually did pish in your pants and had to go change into fresh clothes the statement is figurative not literal. "Literally" means the phrase should be taken as literal, that is eschew any figurative interpretation. I hope we can all move past this now.
I use it if accused of something. eg." Have you seen my cake that i left in the kitchen ?" Me. "I literally just got here and there was no cake when I arrived". I hope this is acceptable usage.
I've noticed an increasing number of ****wits who indicate right as they are about to leave a roundabout. In Great Britain you will always be moving to the left when exiting a roundabout. Scum who spit in public should be executed without trial. And who the ****ing hell eats their food off the top of a bin? See any McDonald's located on a main thoroughfare or high street.
