Randm facts thread.

was the collie called andrex?

 

Was on mock the week, austrialian guy told Howard that the pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes while he was eating his dinner.

 

johnathon p ackworth is the most boring **** on here and this is a fact

 

Dear nufcnolife

Whist everyone on here enjoys your gay repartee (that means craic) we would rather swim across a piranha infested section of he Amazon (that's a big river in south America) than risk your wrath (that's your anger) your pugilistic (fighting ) skills are legendary on here.

In other words.**** UP YE BOLLOCKS

 

somebody has a dictionary.

 

irish green you type so much **** that the crap is getting under your nails and out of your mouth you really do keep pampers in business ,please keep it up during the recession as they is enough like your self out of work

 

Nay,a threshold.And that **** is over it.

 

irish green go **** your lad or your dog there both ugly specamins that should be put down anyway

 

Please translate.
Thanks in advance

 

See above. Thanks

 

"specamins" Is this a star trek thing?

 

Dammit.

 

Random fact. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

 

Thats got to be bullshit,alright he was a good boxer but naming your kid after him is just ridiculous. what is the world coming to ,i called my kids traditional names romeo and beyonce, good english names

 

No, I think you'll find it's an express outlet branch of Specsavers
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White men can`t jump, and black men can`t swim.... Funnily enough they didn`t make a movie about the second one

 

Why is nufc4life such a charming, witty knobcheese?

Answers on a postcard to:
The ****wit, 212 Waskerley Rd, Washington, Tyne and Wear NE38 8EW

 

look at the gay gallagher who bums the black shop keeper im not a mincer go stalk toby or sam axe there ***s

 

you have my postcode and address feel free to come pick me up