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Raisin Hell

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 26, 2018.

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What is your dried fruit of choice

Poll closed Nov 22, 2020.
  1. Raisins

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  2. Sultanas

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  3. Currants

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  4. Apricots

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  5. Papaya

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  6. Prunes

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    25.0%
  7. Dates

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  8. Cranberries

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    25.0%
  9. Bananas

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  10. Other - please specify

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Everyone loves a puffin. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm off now.

    Bye.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I like a puffin.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Quite a lot of few of our UK sayings come from the navy.

    Could not swing a cat in here
    Freeze the balls off a brass monkey
    Squared away
    Above board
    All at sea
    Aloof
    At loggerheads
    Chock-a-block
    Clean bill of health
    Close quarters
    Cut and run
    Devil to pay
    Dressing down

    Dutch courage
    Fall foul of/foul up
    Figurehead
    Fits the bill
    Footloose
    Gripe
    Hand over fist
    Hard-up
    In the offing
    Junk
    Over the barrel
    Overbearing
    Pipe down
    Skyscraper
    Slush fund
    Taken aback
    Taking turns
    Toe the line
    True colours
    Turn a blind eye
    Under the weather
    Windfall
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Status Orange issued,that's a weather warning btw and not an attack from our friends up north.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Dev turned a blind eye and Tuna was taken aback as trev took mick hard up over a barrel. Monny had some Dutch courage and told trev to toe the line. Trev was feeling under the weather and claimed micks breath was overbearing and his gripe was valid. Mick said you’ve shown your true colours now trev. Mick burst into tears and said he’d had enough of this junk and that everyone was taking turns slagging him. Pipe down paddy shouted Baz as the simpleton took another dressing down. Mick was all at sea now, the Poundings were coming in hand over fist. They’ll be devil to pay squealed the pape as he decided to cut and run and jumped overboard

    The end
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You forgot Hello Sailor!
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why are you up at this time?
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Mon the ORANGE warnings yaaaaaaassssssssssss<party>
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Do
    Needed a piss so put heat and kettle on,usually get up about 6 in anyroads though bad habit looking at one's phone.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And what does anyroads say about you wakening up in her? Pmsl <party>
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    More to the point @Mick O'Toon you were up early this morning thinking about the term "hello sailor"? <laugh><diva>
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What was the term for dragging a sailor under the ship from side to the other?I saw it in the Brando version of Mutiny on the Bounty with a young Mike Balwin appearing.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Keel hauling. You're well cum.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hello Sailor.
     
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