Unfortunately I am out. Its impossible to get involved in this time zone. I am going to bed when people start getting involved after work in UK and have to wake up before 4am just to get my vote in.
Astro was right though - I was the Doc. Follow him - he tells the truth. Except during Liverpool games.
What a load of soft ****e. You have a maid, pool guy and maintenance guy. Just employ a servant to get up on your behalf and post.
as we say over here in the land of sunshine (mostly, with the odd cyclone etc), What a softcock Jak is, as mentioned above he has the maids, butlers etc to even type for him, extravagence personified
By the number of times you visit Bali in a year I suspect you are at least semi-retired and probably go back to bed afterwards.