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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Dec 5, 2018.

  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Can one of the Toon check local papers/websites for reports of a drunken man arrested for public indecency for trying to have a piss in an empty San Miguel bottle whilst on a Tyneside bus .
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    Well much to my surprise i'm alive on Wed morning









    possibly <whistle>
     
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  3. Solid Air 2

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    is that your hair blowing down the road.?
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    You were my favourite Cockney...
     
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  5. Solid Air 2

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    :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well I presume that's that. Have any of you guessed who I was?
     
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  7. swantastic

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    Yes
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    you might want to wait to see if Chaos comes round - in every sense <cheers>
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Chaos

    There has been an issue with site all day where read posts are atill showing as unread which will hinder things if he dows regain consciousness.

    We could all amuse ourselves by updating our Predictions for next week.
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    Now call me paranoid but one could begin to think some people have it in for me since on the first sodding night in the last 4 games i have either been up for lynch or had a kill attack on me :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd have killed you and astro if i was actually putin. :)

    like... if i were a bad guy and seen astro saying what he said I'd have killed him.

    Anyway not to worry. As long as all is ok with chaos.
     
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  12. Solid Air 2

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    pah , flamethrower against a giant purple exploding dildo only one winner Vlad :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Given i've neither i would be rightly ****ed.

    But it would i've been fun to have challenges cos last time i actually found a gun and had a go but tied in a coin toss. Unfortunately i'd no luck this time round and others have the big guns.

    It'd be interesting to see what weapon astro has to back his talk.
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Is this all part of Chaos' plan? Chaos and up your Arse?
     
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    Looks like it's been quiet on here today. No sign of chaos ? Has this game turned into a steaming pile of crap again ?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Should we be genuinely worried about Chaos, or does he go AWOL frequently? <yikes>
     
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    We just wait. Chaos will be back, if not today then tomorrow, it must be fairly time consuming and we may just need to wait for his senses to return
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it is the game of Chaos lads.

    Anything can happen.

    How about for now, the bad guys make themselves know and we'll take it from there?

    Deal?
     
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    And not for the first time ACS "comes out" on the board.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    please log in to view this image
     
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