**** rude. Get in about him. Show him yer Nigel mettle. He's a Nigel too, so us Jocks are liking a bit of Nigel on Nigel action.
Can you send it to me via a PM? It will have to go into my 'to do' list, so don't expect an appraisal in the near future. You know your stuff, that's for sure, and you've managed to get your point across eloquently and informatively, so I'm now wondering where life has taken you since your days of dissertations.
I wrote a story about Bollo Bollo being sexually assaulted by Noel Edmonds in a disabled toilet at a Brewer's Fayre. It was easily 5000 words. It's still on here somewhere.