Match Day Thread Rafa's boys vs the Smug Silver Ponce - Sexy formations, build up chat and messages of hate to Pardew

Shoving a linesman. being cruel to the pensioner manager Pelligrini and nutting an opposition player.

Manager Quality 2/10

Personality Quality 1/10

Twat Quality 10/10

Comedic Quality 100/10

The guys a ****, we are well rid of him regardless of where we finish..

 

Genuinely couldn't give a rat's arse about Pardew and hope the majority of fans are sensible enough to know we have our own problems to deal with and don't even waste breath chanting his name either way as it could have a negative effect on our players and a positive one on Palace.

We need three points minimum so we need to concentrate on supporting our lads and helping them pick up the points on Saturday.

For the record I severely dislike the man but have no time/want/need to sing him a song.

Personally think this is what they will be expecting and it will take any pressure off their players. Best thing to do is ignore him and sing your heart out for the lads.

 

I think it will affect Pardew more if fans ignored him.

He will be anticipating a reaction, whether it be positive or negative, if we simply ignored him, no songs, no booing then that would probably affect his ego alot more! I could imagine him trying to entice the fans to give him the attention he so deeply craves!

 

It might be worth mentioning that Zaha is rated 50/50 to play and if thats the case I doubt Palace will think its worth risking him tbh. Although that means Puncheon will play and he has quite a good record against us. I would love it if they rested a few, Cabaye, Bolasie, maybe play Chamack up front!

I cant help but think Ashley would of tried to have words with Pardew, maybe slip him a couple of notes!

 

Hopefully Cabaye will get snapped. Cannot stand the bloke. I will be really disappointed if anyone cheers/ applauds him considering the **** went on strike to force a move away. He's at his level - near the bottom of the PL. A decent player on his day but no better than that.

 

He is definatley a fan of his own hype! His never been pacey and he is ageing, I dont see him have too many top top games left in his career, you are right, that little hissy fit he had over the arsenal speculation was overly immature!

 

Let's face it, he was decent for us but nothing more. He's not Champions League or top 4 quality. The fact that only Crystal Palace were in for him speaks volumes.

 

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...w-desperate-for-old-club-newcastle-to-stay-up

Question answered. He wants the best for Newcastle but must be professional in pursuit of 3 points. Top bloke.

 

Looking at the mans character and the fact he got dogs abuse from some Newcastle fans I honestly think he would love to stuff your lot on Saturday. The bloke is a prick and I'm sure he will play a strong team looking for a win!

 

You are arrested on suspicion of being a Pardewphile.

 

I've got you lot to win in my accumulator...

So probably gonna lose or draw.. sorry

 

Fat Sam upping the mindgames. Says he expects us to beat Palace easily and beat Villa too.

 

Ha no one listens to fat sam, He said Diego Simone's Athletico side would be torn apart if they were english for being too defensive. He labled simone as boring! The Bloody Irony of it!!!!

 

Not according to the man himself. He wants to win as a professional but hopes we stay up otherwise.

Top bloke.

 

Not sure how much of that is genuine and how much is just PR spiel - Pardew was always a wind bag of generic football clichés. He did okay with us, nothing more nothing less, the season we came fifth was a great time, but nothing else came close to that. You've got that high on one hand, but on the other hand you've got massive negatives in the form of getting dumped out the FA Cup by Stevenage and twice by Brighton, calling Pelligrini a ****, nutting the Hull City guy, his wafflings about how we could never get transfers "over the line", and the fact you could always tell he was a front trying to put a brave face on the farce going on in the background. And I just can't stand the way he's such a slimey sleazeball, you can just tell he'd be an estate agent if he wasn't in football!

As for Cabaye, loved the guy when he was here, he transformed us and was a massive miss when he sold, yes the "going on strike" was low....but tbh when a guy is made to feel like he's a dispensible asset that's going to be used to make a fact pile of cash for the owner, you can't come down on him too hard. I don't know how much of the story is true, and how much is made up by the board, in the same way that Andy Carroll was forced to put in a transfer request.

So yes, hope we slaughter them, but it's cos we need the points rather than any anti-Pardew venom.

 

i would like to see that as well, be great to see a couple of your players sent off early doors.
i think you will either win or Palace will scrape a draw.

 

I have no problem with Cabaye, he was humble afterwards, got his head down, apologised and worked. He got his move and we got our money. Which McClaren then wasted.

I think Pards is genuine. I think he saw Newcastle as quite a big club with big potential. Perhaps the biggest he has been involved with (although results of the last 10 years don't back up his theory). He loved being here and desperately wanted it to work. I can't honestly judge him fairly - his behaviour was questionable. In terms of results, win percentages, records in general - **** knows. He was operating at a time when we were operating on League 1/Championship budgets. He did good things and bad things. If he'd had that 80m odd and produced what he did, I'd say he was ****ing useless. As it is though its difficult to judge, and to be honest the results simply reflected the spend and management of the resources. It may be we'd have given him 80m odd and got the same results. However the best team we had was Cabaye, HBA, Ba, Cisse, Tiote, Colo, Santon, Simpson, Raylor etc. He seemed to do quite well when he had the team. He may have took the 80m and spent in completely the wrong areas or bought a load of duffers. We will never know.

It was best he went because too many scapegoated him and pointed the finger in the wrong direction. There was genuine ill feeling towards him. Whether that is justified or not is inconsequential in the end because its a poisonous situ which will not do the club any good. Its all worked out well for him. He has gone home to a club he loves and is doing a cracking job.

 

FFS

 

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