Racism

Just half a binge mate, going for a few at 1.30 could possibly meet up in town for a few more later

 

Yeah, I remember it well mate, one of those deaths that is so sad, I was gutted, what a waste of a talent.

And before any **** asks, isn't any death sad, no, ****ing Thatchers was great

 

Thats what happens when you dont wear underpants under your skirt.

 

Nope, best you stick to your plans. I'm driving, so will be on the colas.

Btw, one of my few legacies - my youngest is obsessed by Rory. Only CDs he has in his car are Rory CDs. Absolutely nothing else (apart from a Semisonic CD, but I guess that's my influence too, so it's allowed ). Guess I did something right, eh?

 

Or if you pass out after necking Lucozade bottles.

Wanna see the photos?

 

Never saw Rory live, came late to recognise a unique talent .

I'd add Horslips, Moving Hearts, Planxty and Christy Moore to the list.

 

Yes please

 

Have to say that the band at the Duck & Drake reminded me very much of Rory.

 

Well said, Sir. I heartily concur. Ish lubly shtuff, eh?

 

OLOF's trying to unstick them.

Apparently he has no need for socks in the Summer.

Too cryptic?

 

Delicacy?? FFS?

 

****ER

 

Well the battered pizza was nearly a winner

 

C'mon JLA, "small credit for Guiness"? I backed you up for Malt whisky, don't let me down on this one. Guiness= nectar, pure nectar.

 

You can get deep-fried pizza in most Scots chippies, but the Black Pudding supper reigns supreme.

 

If they shape like their football team, they would never win a race

 

Never heard of it you poofs

 

Right you ****ers, back on topic...

Three large black women are discussing what they are going to wear the following day, on their first ever plane journey.

First women says, “When I gets on dat plane, I is gonna be wearing some big ol’ shiny pink panties.”

“What you gonna be wearing dem fo?” the others two ask.

She replies “If dat plane come down and I is lying butt-side up in the wreckage, dey is gonna find me first.”

Second woman says, “Well I is gonna be wearing some big ol’ fluorescent yellow panties.”

“What you gonna be wearing dem fo?” the other two ask.

She says “If dat plane come down in the oshun and I’m bobbing around butt-side up, dey is gonna find me first.”

“Well I ain’t wearing no panties” says the third woman.

“Why you not gonna wear any panties?” the other two ask.

“I seen it on the TV. When dat plane go down, first ting dey looking for is a black box”

 

That's a bit homophobistism Shako, don't upset the pooves