Right you ****ers, back on topic...
Three large black women are discussing what they are going to wear the following day, on their first ever plane journey.
First women says, “When I gets on dat plane, I is gonna be wearing some big ol’ shiny pink panties.”
“What you gonna be wearing dem fo?” the others two ask.
She replies “If dat plane come down and I is lying butt-side up in the wreckage, dey is gonna find me first.”
Second woman says, “Well I is gonna be wearing some big ol’ fluorescent yellow panties.”
“What you gonna be wearing dem fo?” the other two ask.
She says “If dat plane come down in the oshun and I’m bobbing around butt-side up, dey is gonna find me first.”
“Well I ain’t wearing no panties” says the third woman.
“Why you not gonna wear any panties?” the other two ask.
“I seen it on the TV. When dat plane go down, first ting dey looking for is a black box”