The what now?
Nah, ya pair of fuds. Ali G's film the dictator![]()

You think I ripped off a line from that arsehole?![]()

It's something you would do, yeah![]()


You think I snorted a line off of Pud's arsehole?![]()
Well judging by some of the stuff people say about you Lanarkshre boys nothing would surprise me anymore.


Did you know that Lanarkshire has the highest percentage of ****s in Britain. 43%.

He did - £45,000
and of those with 9 fingers the figure rises to 100%