Now maybe the latest Android from Samsung can measure the distance to the moon within a sixteenth of an inch but WHY OH WHY do we get racecards quoting a race distance of (for example, taken from the 3.20 at Brighton on Sunday 23rd August) 6f 209y - for ****'s sake, this is a 7 furlong race. Horses do not run in a laser-guided straight line between 2 points. 7 furlongs is in fact 6 furlongs and 220 yards, so come on, let's just forget the 11 yards and call it 7 furlongs. For ****'s sake 
Going through the card at Brighton tomorrow, you can see what I mean in terms of this bollocks:
2:20 5f 59y
2:50 5f 59y
3:20 6f 209y
3:50 1m 1f 209y
4:20 1m 3f 196y
4:50 5f 213y
5:20 5f 214y
Surely this is ****ing nonsense? The 5:20 is 1 yard further than the 4:50? Really? I don't know, maybe I should just relax but this seems like a load of old bollocks. They are both 6 furlong races, surely?
Rant over.

Going through the card at Brighton tomorrow, you can see what I mean in terms of this bollocks:
2:20 5f 59y
2:50 5f 59y
3:20 6f 209y
3:50 1m 1f 209y
4:20 1m 3f 196y
4:50 5f 213y
5:20 5f 214y
Surely this is ****ing nonsense? The 5:20 is 1 yard further than the 4:50? Really? I don't know, maybe I should just relax but this seems like a load of old bollocks. They are both 6 furlong races, surely?
Rant over.