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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The local radio station asked a friend of mine the day after 9/11 if it would make him consider using air travel in the future. He said "Only to New York"

    They never used that either for some reason.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    But occasionally jumps out of his seat and tells strangers to hold the Cherries.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Hence his appearance on the sex offenders register?
     
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    <laugh> Maybe we'll both be immortalised on one of those "hilarious" outtake shows in the future. The reporters must love it though - makes a change from people getting slightly orgasmic about another bloody royal baby...
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Where do they find those ****wits. I've never met anyone who gives two ****s about some sprog squatted out by a chinless haemophiliac.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^^^ Tory thru and thru <laugh>

    (However, I do agree, but don't tell anybody :bandit:)
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Good news Danno. Yer getting a 1% increase in your pay every year for the foreseeable future.

    Result.
     
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    Ah that is good news...
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Haven't been following the budget, but I think we can all agree that this is a face you'd never tire of kicking:

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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Course. It means when they pay you off the hit wont be so bad.

    Public sector workers pay rises frozen at 1% unless you are an MP and you get 11%

    What a bunch of ****s<laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye? But what aboot tobacco n' booze?
     
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  13. ERINBLACK

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    Whilst the hypocritical ****s award themselves 10%.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    **** sake nae Idea
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen Strike by The Comic Strip?

    The House of Commons scenes were spot on.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is that right?

    What a bunch of ****s

    Again<laugh>
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fas up by 50p.

    Pint up by 30p.
     
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    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Alas, yes.
     
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    And recipients of the George and Victoria Cross will see their annual annuity go up from £2,500 to £10,000. You can guarantee there'll be some old boys somewhere saying "it was me that saved that bloke and not the 0ther **** - he got my medal and now he's taking my money"

    He never mentioned it
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The only non officers who have they medals are deed or Gurkhas<laugh>
     
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