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Quinquagenarian Ozzie Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Really?

    I want to paint a speg moustache on her <ok>
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She looks like Gail Tydesley, that's enough to make me head for the hills.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Cue Dougie's pic of Gail Tydesley's tits.


    She doesn't look like her anyway.

    She looks more like Jodie Foster...



    ...wi a bigger arse...





    ...and a fanny that doesn't dissolve penises upon contact.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah, Jodie Foster, I always fancied her, petty she's a rug muncher, I'd splatter my manfluid all over her coupon and she'd love it the skank.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Gillard's just a classier, shaplier Foster.

    You know it makes sense.

    It's a well-known fact that ALL Aussie PMs, past and present have been absolute demons with a length in them.

    Kevin Rudd liked it aff basketball players <ok>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    Was a Rudd a shirtlifter? Did not know that.

    Which other World Leaders are bentshots do you reckon?
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Neil Lemon.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Sarkozy <ok>

    Bruni was a Koo Stark-style cover.


    He's all about the cock - he keeps a battalion of Senegalis in a dungeon where he force feeds them viagra and spends his evenings grinding on boabies with the rhythm of a sewing machine's needle.


    The boy's sphincter is beyond medical help <ok>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    A "Beard" you mean?

    Figures.

    I think ER has a beard, i'm sure he mentioned it.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Any excuse for this

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    Star Wars best looking bird (even though she was cut) and someone who was very nearly the mother of the next in line to the throne.

    Wonder what she looks like these days?


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    meh - two, maybe three pints.
     
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    Nope but only shave once a week.

    All the better for tickling the ladies inner thighs.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

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    Jodie Foster over a pinball machine, now you're talking.
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Jodie Foster doesn't take dick, she gives it.
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    1,2,3,4 etc.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Asking for it

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    Getting it

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    ...and


    A Jodie Foster themed pinball table <laugh>

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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Would love to.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Still wid <ok>
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    You high?
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not yet, that's how the Taffies talk, they finish every sentence with "Look you".

    eg "I went to my car to get my jacket, and there it was...gone look you"
     
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