Quiet?

I was in that Hobbycraft getting some picture frames for work last week. It was like having a horrible near-death experience. Loads of bids buying utter ****e.

 

I'm not old, I'm in my ****ing prime.

 

You're right, you're not old

You're ****ing ancient

 

I'm older than your mother, show some ****ing respect

 

You're a bawhair away from being older than my grandparents as well

 

Am not, get to ****

 

Awright theres 5 or 6 years in it

 

The only thing young about Tina are her new pish flaps.

 

Vaginal reconstruction?

 

Yep.

You think they look bad now..........worst case of hanging mince the surgeon said.

 

Good for you ol chap

Irishgreens outting wasn't as funny as he just came right out and said it. Sammys was much more funnier as he tried to say that most blokes feel the same. Then when he was greeted with "no they don't!"

Throw in the "I didn't start ****ing till I was 14" and your just asking for people to take the piss out of ya.

I did however like his story about hiding in his mates cupboard to "surprise" him.

 

You leave Tina's vagina alone

 

I remember hearing about the off cuts...

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Ol woman hangs about forum to read about fellas talking about rape, religion & ******ed Muslims.

Creepy.

 

Irishgreen did before too. After posting about a dozen articles about cocks and posting gay porn pics in articles he said he was gay.

I remember there was some fella who setup an account pretending to be a gay rangers fan from Belfast. The only thing was he was a bit snookered when you asked him something about the city he couldn't find on google.