Quick bastard question

Monaco's popularity shoots through the roof.

After a lifetime of being ignored he's finally made it. Monaco has arrived.

Vive Le Monaco!
 
Whit's staggie doin lurkin about on this thread?

Haw, staggie! Whit ye doin lurkin about on this thread?
 
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Gareth Bale aka Cornelius from Planet of the Apes, is he that good a player? I haven't really seen that much of him, but I just read an article on the BBC where "Redknapp says he is as good as Ronaldo and Messi". Admittedly, if you read the article, Redknapp doesn't actually say it at all, it is the other **** that says it, but from what I have seen of him, I would just say he is a good player, maybe very good. By **** I am bored.

He's far too good to be Welsh. Isn't Wales in England anyway? Mind you, if he was English he'd probably get dropped in favour of some **** who can't pass and couldn't trap a bag of cement but runs about and tackles like a true warrior.