Questions

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Was Bobby Moore footballer than man?

Is Kevin Keen?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Does Danny Care?
Does Wayne Sleep?
Does Charles Dance?
Does Tony Blair his own trumpet?

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Is Gabby Agbongle a whore?

She must be - a mate at the chronicle reckons he's seen Lee Ryder

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does Patrice Evra stop running?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does Aaron Ramsey up the bum?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Did Steven Tail her?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Did Fraser Forster do that or was Titus around?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does Raheem get paid in Sterling?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Is David Ginola an anagram of vagina dildo.......aye, it is

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does MArtin Skertal around the issue?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

What does Sebastian Coates it in?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does Jack Rodwell?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Did Dwight Yorke pork Jordan?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Does Martin Chivers in the cold?

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Is Gail a Clichy?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Did Mark Fish?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Did Usain Bolt?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

At the barbershop did Alan Shearer?

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Did Albert chip? <evening Glowers>

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

Does Harry Kane it on a Friday night?