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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yes. this is all very plausible.
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No.

    International law has looked at this and it is , technically , a war crime ; commonly referred to as " Waterboarding ".
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You mean this is not standard practice? You learn something new about yourself every day. I'd never had myself down as an oral rapist, one for the CV.
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    You`re not . you`re a " Waterboarder " ; please see previous reply <ok>
     
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  5. - jordan -

    - jordan - Active Member

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    theres nothing hotter than when a woman is chomping at the bit (pardon the pun) and desperate to lap it all up. you know you've got a good one <ok>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    CV amended. Doesn't look quite so impressive now.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " oral rapist " sounds like some little known branch of dentistry;

    waterboarder...

    .. to those in the know......
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Seems like you are in oral sex limbo trev.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No way would I forcibly hold her heid on ma knob. She's got teeth!
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Liar, she has not!
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She has! I bought them for her myself.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    please log in to view this image
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What on earth is the male G-spot doing up the ar*e? Who the hell decided to stick it up the pooper? Is this supposed to be an example of intelligent design?

    It might explain why I like taking a dump so much.
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Remember I like it rough.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It may also explain why you take it up the Gary Glitter.
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    or speed

    allegedly

    just dont name your kids gary
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Be suspicious of all people named Gary.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    How very dare you! I, sir, have never received "brown love" but I did have a check up of the old prostate which wasn't as much of a problem as I'd assumed.

    Maybe all the bufties are on to something?
     
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