Questions we want answered

Well, may I be the first to congratulate you on your acting skills. Second to none

 

So where's this detailed diagram on sexual assault you promised? I'm always willing to learn.

 

haha nooo not of that. of how a boy comes to be from a girl. you'll love it when i get home from work gamby, be patient.

 

Are you going to wear your nurses uniform?

 

yes

 

Ooo-er.

 

Awww. I'd prefer one on sexual assault.

 

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holiday cancelled

 

what uni course would have a lecture on how to sexually assault someone?

 

The kind of uni course I would like to take. Obviously.

 

I thought the ridge was called the erectile? Can you snap it? Can it heal if you do? Does it mean that men with a wonky cocky simply have a wonky erectile? If so were they born with a wonky erectile? Or is it wonky because of an incident? Or is it wonky due to too many surpressed rock ons?

The answers to these would be much appreciated. The blood from a banjo snapping is unreal. As is the pain.

 

The erectile, eh? Sounds plausible.

Yep, lotsa blood from the banjo snap, basically yer hardon is leaking

 

I think it is obligatory to think she is on her rags though. The pain took a few minutes. My first thought was "you mucky bitch" then "but I fingered you and nothing, must have ****ed you so hard you came on"

 

The " Ridge " that you refer to is, in fact , a collapsible tunnel , which , in times of sexual arousal is used by The Numbskulls to lob little spunky semen Numbskulls out of the end of your japs eye and into the great beyond.

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I honestly thought some **** on here would have had a basic understanding of biology.

 

see when a lassie doesnt want you to spunk in her mouth but you hold her head so she has no choice, is that oral rape?

guilty

 

no it means you need to get rid and find someone else.

 

you know what's worse? a toothy blow job

**** sake, watch a porno!! get some tips ffs