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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. Nazara

    Nazara Active Member

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    They all love a bit of Brian from Family Guy <ok>
     
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  2. jerseymackem

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    Well, an alternate translation of Genesis has Eve being made from the penis bone, rather than a rib (as humans are one of the few mammals without a penis bone), so that theory is the 'rift' is actually a scar.

    Apart from the fact injuries aren't passed down...
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    He doesn't. I do. <ok>
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    I can understand that Kim,you're an attractive man and a architecte.(can't remember the right spelling)All the more reason for my question.Gambol is a drunken bum.OK,he has his money made but he's no Tom Cruise.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think that's just you.
     
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  6. Norwayhornet

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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Mine snapped ages ago. Was pumping the bird, whipped it out and it was covered in blood. At first I thought she had started on the rag until the pain hit. It took a few seconds but it was ****ing excruciating!!

    My question is why are some guys proud to have STD's? Mate from college used to come in and tell us about having to visit the clinic and get a wee cocktail umbrella up his slanty eye <yikes> He shared a room with his gay brother and told us about the time he lay awake while his brother chewed the pillow on the other side of the room.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    hmmm doubt it.
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

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    he wasnt really lying awake he was actually rippin the heed aff it.
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    I haven't.
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Fancy a bum?
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i got a detailed diagram of this from one of my uni lectures on sexual assault. i'll post it when i get home and you can all marvel about how you started off as girls <ok>
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> amen brutha

    PS doogie aint no ****in architecte (sic)
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    If my penis is just an inside out fanny I could have had an illustrious career in extreme insertion/gape porn, its a sizeable member.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    Not for another 5 and a half years. At the moment I'm a stinking student/ unemployed technologist, although I prefer to say freelance rather than unemployed. <laugh> <shame>
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Were you the one shagging his brother?
     
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  17. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <asdapricecurryace>
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    your dick used to be a clit.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    5 and half years <yikes> **** that ****.

    what the **** are you doing on here if yer unemployed? get back to bed
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Testify
     
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