Questions that must be answered

Did you have a favourite comic or magazine (not porn in a bush) as a child? Smash hits
Have you ever watched a full episode of Keeping Up Appearances? No
Who is your favourite classical composer? James Horner
How much cash do you have on you right now? Zero
If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal? Fillet steak, cauliflower n cheese, roast potatoes.
Do you own any porcelain animals? A cow butter dish?
Have you ever been to Swindon? Nope
What was your first ever job? Trainee hairdresser
Would you accompany me to a Barry Manilow concert if I paid you £10,000? I’d go without the £10k. I think he’s fab.
Who framed Roger Rabbit? A baddie! I actually worked at the cinema when that came out.

 

****ing off old men through their popcorn box doesn't count as working at the cinema, you silly moo

 

That’s ****ing disgusting

 

Shouldnae laugh but I knew it was comin'.

 

Does it turn you on?

 

Did you have a favourite comic or magazine (not porn in a bush) as a child? No
Have you ever watched a full episode of Keeping Up Appearances? No
Who is your favourite classical composer? Rachmaninoff/Chopin
How much cash do you have on you right now? None, have cards on me
If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal? Sea Bass
Do you own any porcelain animals? No
Have you ever been to Swindon? No
What was your first ever job? In my nappy
Would you accompany me to a Barry Manilow concert if I paid you £10,000? Yes
Who framed Roger Rabbit? Who's Roger Rabbit?

 

It would appear only Dev and brb have been to Swindon. I wonder if they went together...

 

I've been to Swindon. Both the county ground and Burnel's room that had a revolving bar. Both **** holes.

 

Beano
Yes
Beethoven
73 quid
Chicken vindaloo
No
Unfortunatley I've been to Swindon many times
Paper round if it counts
Yes
No idea m7

 

Whizzer & Chips
Yes
Mozart
£20 plus shrapnel
Something like meatloaf that I could shape into a facsimile of a fanny
No
Yes
Paper round
Yes
That bloke from Back to the Future (not Marty McFly)

 

Beano
Yes
Holst
£0
The "Kansas Combo" - 12" pizza of choice (Mexicana), Crispy Fried Chicken, Fries and Small Doner Kebab, they can keep the bottle of Coke. I'd wash this lot down with a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and 4 tins of golden ale.
No
Yes
Painting lines on village football pitch
Yes
Never seen it

 

Ponders asked for your first job not what you did on Community Service.

 

I used to have to do it first thing Sunday morning for a five pound note, step father volunteered me. After I posted I remembered I had a paper round before that so it was all a lie anyway.

 

I'm surprised no one's put blow job as their first job. I know I would have done, which is really quite shocking considering I got my first paper round at the age of 11.

 

Porn mag in a bush memory disrespected

 

Swindon these days is so sterile at the football it's probably only fit for bromance so a pretty reasonable wonderance, but not true he knocked back my advances, something about me being black

 

Is Don Rogers still turning out for The Robins?

 

Did you have a favourite comic or magazine (not porn in a bush) as a child? Dandy
Have you ever watched a full episode of Keeping Up Appearances? No
Who is your favourite classical composer?
Mozart
How much cash do you have on you right now? ****all,married
If you were on death row, what would you request as your last meal? Sweet potato & lentil curry ( im vegan)
Do you own any porcelain animals? No
Have you ever been to Swindon? Yes but only to the football
What was your first ever job? bookies runner
Would you accompany me to a BarryManilow concert if I paid you £10,000?Yes
Who framed Roger Rabbit? Tony Blair the vile cant

 

I hope you are now on the straight and narrow?

 

In that case my first job was delivering milk at age 11.

I thought you meant an adult job