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Welshie said:
I live in Norway so being a vampire during the summer would be ****e, it's light until 11 o clock.

I think if Werewolves get immortality I'd go for that option, just go mental every few weeks.
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So where in what I posted did you get that it's a choice between vampire or werewolf?
 
luvgonzo said:
So where in what I posted did you get that it's a choice between vampire or werewolf?
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your first sentence said its about immortality but

im just thinking

if i was sound of body and mind and like, could never die from age... whats stopping me from walking down the road and getting hit by a bus?

if I was a vampire or a werewolf I'd be immune to those mortal plights.
 
Welshie said:
your first sentence said its about immortality but

im just thinking

if i was sound of body and mind and like, could never die from age... whats stopping me from walking down the road and getting hit by a bus?

if I was a vampire or a werewolf I'd be immune to those mortal plights.
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Not If the bus has silver on it, or people wearing silver.
 
Sucky said:
Not If the bus has silver on it, or people wearing silver.
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where you living that buses are driving down decked out in silver?

apparently Sadiq isnt doing that bad a job if London buses have got that now
 
Welshie said:
your first sentence said its about immortality but

im just thinking

if i was sound of body and mind and like, could never die from age... whats stopping me from walking down the road and getting hit by a bus?

if I was a vampire or a werewolf I'd be immune to those mortal plights.
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So you just can't die, you don't have to be a creature of the night and go around killing people. I'm getting the feeling you just want to do that.
 
luvgonzo said:
So you just can't die, you don't have to be a creature of the night and go around killing people. I'm getting the feeling you just want to do that.
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Welshie said:
where you living that buses are driving down decked out in silver?

apparently Sadiq isnt doing that bad a job if London buses have got that now
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People wear silver, and ride buses.

Cmon man
 
Sucky said:
People wear silver, and ride buses.

Cmon man
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im not gonna be ejected through the front wind shield and plough into an old lady wearing an expensive pin mate

if that actually happened I think someone up in heaven never wanted me to be a vampire
 
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luvgonzo said:
If you could live forever (and remain healthy in body and mind) would you do it?



There is a cuckoo clock in the garden of our house. Behind the house there is a primary school, obscured by a high, ivy-covered wall, and each day we hear the sounds of children playing. To the side of the house, across the lane, is a church. The church is forever tolling its bell. Right now everything seems to be happening at once. The crazy cuckoo clock marks out time, the children scream in the schoolyard, and the bells from the church ring forth, promising us everlasting life. I sit here with my wife, two people placed within this cosmic drama, drinking coffee, absorbed in our separate temporary worlds.

You asked if I would live forever if I could, well, the answer must be no. I wouldn’t because, as far as I can see, the meaning of life is nested within the set terms of our own mortality. ‘Forever’ is both incomprehensible and utterly meaningless. I don’t believe we live just for the sake of it; rather we live our lives within the poetry of our own demise, within our own time, and our own limitations, and for that very reason alone we do so meaningfully. We work, we love, we care for each other, and we suffer together, knowing that one day we will die. The children in the schoolyardrun headlong toward adulthood and their own disappearance, and we adults are the living breathing reminders of that. The man who waves at me as he walks his dog up the lane will die, aswill the people filing into the church at the ringing of the bell, and the shop assistant hurrying to work, and the parking inspector, and the street sweeper, all will die in time, the flowers, the swaying trees, and the earth itself. It is toward this temporal inconvenience — our finitude — that we move, with only a few precious moments to add value to this world. What can we do in this time that we are given, that is running through our fingers, even now? How can we lighten our mutual predicament that is drawing ever closer? There lies the meaning in life — it is in the expansion of ourselves, in our benevolence, to fully occupy our allotted time.

And so the cuckoo stops cuckooing, and the little wooden bird retreats to await the next hour, the children have gone back to class, and the church bells fall silent as those inside kneel and pray, and the startled sunlight catches the side of my wife’s face with sudden purpose. Unaware, she scrolls and scrolls.
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It's only a tiny part of your brain that is thinking about living for ever, not your body or any of the other senses. Everytime you have cut your hair in your life or your nails, it is part of you that has gone forever. Everytime your skin dries out each year and sheds, it's a part of you that is gone. You are nowt more than an organism that gradually fades to dust. Accept your destiny and embrace it, because you in a tiny way become part of the soil, that enables new life to grow and enables future generations tell the story of the past - that is until it's the planets turn to die and to be forever scattered among the universe.
 
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Reading that back now, my last word should have been stars, rather than universe, it sounds better.
 
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Welshie said:
I live in Norway so being a vampire during the summer would be ****e, it's light until 11 o clock.

I think if Werewolves get immortality I'd go for that option, just go mental every few weeks.
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The advantage of being a Vampire is that there's never a wrong time to perform cunnilingus.

Of course if you're a werewolf you get to lick your own balls I guess.
 
brb said:
It's only a tiny part of your brain that is thinking about living for ever, not your body or any of the other senses. Everytime you have cut your hair in your life or your nails, it is part of you that has gone forever. Everytime your skin dries out each year and sheds, it's a part of you that is gone. You are nowt more than an organism that gradually fades to dust. Accept your destiny and embrace it, because you in a tiny way become part of the soil, that enables new life to grow and enables future generations tell the story of the past - that is until it's the planets turn to die and to be forever scattered among the universe.
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brb said:
It's only a tiny part of your brain that is thinking about living for ever, not your body or any of the other senses. Everytime you have cut your hair in your life or your nails, it is part of you that has gone forever. Everytime your skin dries out each year and sheds, it's a part of you that is gone. You are nowt more than an organism that gradually fades to dust. Accept your destiny and embrace it, because you in a tiny way become part of the soil, that enables new life to grow and enables future generations tell the story of the past - that is until it's the planets turn to die and to be forever scattered among the universe.
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Hippy ****er <laugh>
 
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