Questions about Newcastle

Yeah, it was that Forest match when Newcastle were losing ...... either that or Darlo away in a friendly

 

I remember one time at York, some fans ran on the pitch and kicked the **** out of the goalposts!

And one bloke up a floodlight. Can you believe that? Some strange blokes about..........

 

A bigger boy told me to do it

 

our lass has two broken ribs so I'm sta

The Forest game got stopped for quite a while because the pitch was full of fans..

 

I seem to remember the game being abandoned and Newcastle winning the rearranged match.

BTW, isn't it funny that the little tinkers off the Newcastle board come on the Sunderland board to claim we're obsessed

 

I have noticed that since their beloved rep was withdrawn, they now have a 'like' brothel to satisfy their needs..

 

There's something just a little gay about their mutual arse-licking and their need to make sexual remarks to each other.

 

Carver just said, in his pre-match interview on Sky,

"Yes it would be nice to win but the 3 points are more important"

 

I hope people don't mind having a running thread for Newcastle matters, saves having loads of threads and concentrates the idiotic tags on here.

Anyway, shock news from up the road,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30908990

"Lee Charnley: Newcastle prepared to wait for Alan Pardew successor"

Looks to me like he's waiting to see what happens at Hull & Derby.

 

I wonder if Phelan's interested, the guy ain't no manager but he's one hell of a head coach.

The fact is, they don't need to appoint a new head coach in January, they all just hope they do so he'll make signings, but it's clear that he (if it's a he) won't be making the signings, so the two don't go hand in hand, they're probably just signing nobody.

That fat fella they've got now seems as tactically astute as Pardew, glaring mistakes vs Southampton when they were there for the taking, yet fortunately the ref gave him an excuse by denying them a stonewall penalty.

 

The state of play seems to be no new manager until the summer, no players in but some might be going out.

They should be OK but they`re not safe by any means.

We know the fat lad likes a gamble but it seems a bit risky to me.

 

I wouldn't like to say who's going down at this stage but I'll be staggered if the mags aren't in a relegation fight this season. One of many including us if we don't get our skates on and go on a run.

 

That's got ankle breaker written all over it.

 

Didn't think that through did I?

 

No wonder you're always tripping and hurting yourself Bri.

 

Sunderland supporters 'ripping' the piss out of Newcastle

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...stle-united-whittle-down-long-8485075#rlabs=1

"Newcastle United have had 80 applications for the re-shaped head coach role."

Sadly Newcastle United initially failed to spot the Wearside postmark on most of the applications. Now there are suspicions that the majority are a series of hoax letters from a mischievous Sunderland man mocking the Tyneside club about the run of humiliating derby results.
The police have been informed and a team of detectives are working on the case.

Here's an excerpt from one of them, which will send a chill through many worried people on Tyneside,

"I'm Johnno. I see you are still having no luck beating us. I have the greatest respect for you Mike, but Lord, you are no nearer beating us now than four games ago when I started. I reckon your boys are letting you down, Mike. They can't be much good can they?

I warned you in December that I'd strike again. I'm not quite sure when I will strike again but it will probably be sometime in April in Sunderland.

At the rate I'm going I should be in the book of records. I think it's 4 in a row up to now isn't it?

Well, I'll keep on going for quite a while yet. I can't see meself being beaten just yet.
Well, it's been nice chatting to you Mike. Yours, Johnno the Mackem.

See you soon. Bye, hope you like the catchy tune at the end. Ha Ha."

 

Truly bad taste if thats true! Shouldn't laugh.

 

Why would the police have been called? Typically spiteful.

 

Just joking mate ....... I made it up, for a daft laugh, after it reminded me of the taped message sent to police investigating the 'Ripper' murders.


Sent to George Oldfield. Posted from Sunderland on June 17, 1979

"I'm Jack. I see you are still having no luck catching me. I have the greatest respect for you, George, but Lord, you are no nearer to catching me now than four years ago when I started. I reckon your boys are letting you down, George. Ya can't be much good, can ya?


I warned you in March that I'd strike again. I'm not sure when I will strike again but it will definitely be some time this year, maybe September or October, even soon if I get the chance. I'm not sure where. Maybe Manchester; I like there, there's plenty of them knocking about.

They never learn, do they, George? I bet you've warned them, but they never listen. At the rate I'm going I should be in the book of records, I think it's 11 up to now, isn't it? Well, I'll keep on going for quite a while yet. I can't see myself being nicked just yet.
Well, it's been nice chatting to you, George. Yours, Jack the Ripper.
'Bye. Hope you like the catchy tune at the end. Ha-ha!"

(This was followed by 22 seconds of the song "Thank You For Being A Friend" by Andrew Gold)

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