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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jul 6, 2015.

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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    A naked lady is doing press ups .

    A. Lift ankles
    B. Insert penis
    C. Make her walk forward using her strong manly fore arms
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit?

    I think you'll find it's about her working on yer allotment, ya pervy bastard.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
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  3. Nathan Barley

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    Ok we go on long walks doggy style.
     
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    Nathan Barley, Jul 6, 2015
  4. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Don't noise up him up G you'll end up in wan o these<yikes>

     
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    Moses, Jul 6, 2015
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No.

    I disapprove of your continued puerile sexual innuendo.

    Lucky for you Tina, Minxy, and Maxine, are not here to see this. They would be disgusted. Women are fair and beautiful beings in their own right.

    (To be fair Minxy luvs it and uses GC abuse to fuel her failing sex life)
     
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    Gambol, Jul 6, 2015
  6. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe for a second that any of those posters are actually female from birth.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Willie Carson
    Neither does gambol. Don't think he cares, frankly. Every holes a goal and all that.
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I sometimes like you, although I don't agree with your correction of my punctuation.
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there, Subo. :emoticon-0139-bow:

    You certainly got up early to catch me out.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    3 hours ahead of you, my dear friend.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Those office blocks don't clean themselves, eh? In Minsk.
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <confused>

    Minsk is 2 hours ahead of the UK. I work in the UAE, which is 3 hours ahead.

    You supid, depressed ****.
     
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    Patience, Jul 7, 2015
  13. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm not in the UK.
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Weren't there any rehab clinics in the UK?
     
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  15. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not any decent ones, no.

    Tomorrow it will be ten years to the day since I first spent a night in a mental health institution. Funny, eh?
     
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Congratulations on your 10 year anniversary. Will you be doing anything special for it?.
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not sure what I'll do yet, but it won't be a celebration. I'll probably light a candle in my bedsit and then spend the night struggling to abstain from alcohol.
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Sounds like fun. Why not invite the cast of this forum to join you? You've fallen among a community of self obsessed alcoholics, drug crazed ssocial rejects and lunatics right here on your virtual doorstep. No need to be alone Ponders. You're not the only weirdo in this village.
    S
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 7, 2015
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  19. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Basically what Archers said <hug>
     
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    Patience, Jul 7, 2015
  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I did Medro for free so....yes
    On a scale of 1-10, about a 3 id say
    Yes but don't let that put you off.
    Nah. I'm alkergic to cheese and wee men.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 7, 2015
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