Off Topic Questionnaire

[Aussie blackcat85]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

Adopted Country you'd call home?

Beach or Snow?

Mud Crabs or ****?

Next season. Championship or BPL?

Tea or Coffee?

 

[Billy Death]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

Adopted Country you'd call home?

Beach or Snow?

Mud Crabs or ****?

Next season. Championship or BPL?

Tea or Coffee?

Ibrahimavic.
Scotland.
Snow.
Pussy.
Championship.
Tea.

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Tim Cahill
England
Beach
Mud crab pussy
Championship
Tea

 

[Billy Death]

Tim Cahill
England
Beach
Mud crab pussy
Championship
Tea

Little Aussie bastard always scored against us.

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Little Aussie bastard always scored against us.

Exactly mate, he'd be helping us out!

 

[Deleted #]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..
Paul Scholes
Adopted Country you'd call home?
The Netherlands
Beach or Snow?
Beach
Mud Crabs or ****?
Eh?
Next season. Championship or BPL?
Championship
Tea or Coffee?
Coffee

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

I'd like Jordan Henderson to go back to Sunderland, get some local passion in your side and leave LFC.

Adopted Country you'd call home?

This is like one of those crap dissertation questions that comes up on this site from time to time that has no relevance to me. I'd never call anywhere home, apart from home.

Beach or Snow?

Beach for a holiday, Snow for Christmas.

Mud Crabs or ****?

Stella.

Next season. Championship or BPL?

You lot? January will make or break you. I think you need new full backs, if not, Championship.

Tea or Coffee?

Decaffeinated Soy Latte.

 

[Aussie blackcat85]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

I'd like Jordan Henderson to go back to Sunderland, get some local passion in your side and leave LFC.

Adopted Country you'd call home?

This is like one of those crap dissertation questions that comes up on this site from time to time that has no relevance to me. I'd never call anywhere home, apart from home.

Beach or Snow?

Beach for a holiday, Snow for Christmas.

Mud Crabs or ****?

Stella.

Next season. Championship or BPL?

You lot? January will make or break you. I think you need new full backs, if not, Championship.

Tea or Coffee?

Decaffeinated Soy Latte.

Fukin 2pac! Lil ****! Mexico mate?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Fukin 2pac! Lil ****! Mexico mate?

How dare you!

What about Mexico gringo?

 

[Disco down under]

Paolo Maldini

Aus... Apparently. The missus is going ****ing mental that I haven't booked my flight yet.

Beach.

Pythagorus.

Championship.

Coffee.

 

[haslam]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

Shola Ameobi

Adopted Country you'd call home?

Bed

Beach or Snow?

Neither but snow at a pinch as I get bored on beach holidays

Mud Crabs or ****?

... ok ...

Next season. Championship or BPL?

Champions League clearly. Just giving everyone else a head start - like Chelsea.

Tea or Coffee?

 

[rooch 3]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

I'd like Jordan Henderson to go back to Sunderland, get some local passion in your side and leave LFC.

Adopted Country you'd call home?

This is like one of those crap dissertation questions that comes up on this site from time to time that has no relevance to me. I'd never call anywhere home, apart from home.

Beach or Snow?

Beach for a holiday, Snow for Christmas.

Mud Crabs or ****?

Stella.

Next season. Championship or BPL?

You lot? January will make or break you. I think you need new full backs, if not, Championship.

Tea or Coffee?

Decaffeinated Soy Latte.

 

[Disco down under]

"Decaffeinated Soy Latte."

Roughly translates as I like penis in and around my anal cavity.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

"Decaffeinated Soy Latte."

Roughly translates as I like penis in and around my anal cavity.

Also roughly translates as:

"I like the taste of coffee but can't have caffeine and I started eliminating sugary cows milk from my diet many moons ago when I was a gym freak but found out Soy tastes loads better so won't go back now"

If I was gay, I'd defo be a giver, not a taker.

 

[its been fun thanks :)]

Your most inspirational footballer that you'd wished joined SAFC..

Adopted Country you'd call home?

Beach or Snow?

Mud Crabs or ****?

Next season. Championship or BPL?

Tea or Coffee?

Somewhere in Eastern Europe where the beers good and cheap
Snow on the beach in the Baltics
dunno ...I know there's some 'crabby ****s' on this forum at times
Champions League
caffeine makes me speed so neither - unless it's Chinese ginger tea then I'd have to eat ginger cake too with ginger jam on it - so I'll give it a miss usually