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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 31, 2022.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    have you check the 3 and a half inch floppy yet?

    could be that
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 31, 2022
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is actually doing another set of updates, it is on update 2 of 32.


    In other news, the Spanish tax man has just put a garnishment order on my N26 bank account, the dirty, spic ****.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 31, 2022
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  3. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it will all come out in the wash, buddy.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Mar 31, 2022
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Can you explain in Gayman’s terms, please?
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 31, 2022
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Think he means a sprig of parsley on his account.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 31, 2022
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They have taken money out my account, I will need to use my Revolut account now, which doesn't have a Spanish IBAN. To be honest, I should have done that in the first ****ing place.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm ****ing lost here with all these shenanigans.

    Do you still get Pear Drops these days?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Mar 31, 2022
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm not familiar with that word :emoticon-0131-angel but it's a nice word all the same.

    Can see Mon doing a runner from Spain pretty soon :cheesy:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 31, 2022
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I hadn't heard of the term either, when I saw them saying garnish I assumed there was going to be some added salad or something. I won't be running yet though
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Late, late, 20's ^^^^^
     
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    Gambol, Mar 31, 2022
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Spics are onto him <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Associating with known criminal Papillon is what done for you, monny.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Next stop Dubai :police:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 31, 2022
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    @monacoger

    I know how to fix your laptop

    Ring my help line on 0898 69 69 69


    Calls Cost £1 per min
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 31, 2022
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Flip it over. Unclip the battery and take it out. Slide the back off. You will see a wee rectangular thing, that's the hard drive. Pull that out, put it on the floor then jump on it several times. Take the hard drive and the remaining pieces of your laptop and insert them in the nearest garbage receptacle.

    All your laptop woes will then be relieved and you'll never have to fùck this award winning forum up with your constantly inane drivel about tech that you're far too dumb to operate.

    You're welcome.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 31, 2022
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  16. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    He would end up eating the silver sand out it.
     
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    Tina., Mar 31, 2022
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Do you remember Wizbit ?

    Ha ha this away
    Ha ha that away
    Ha ha this away
    My oh my
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 31, 2022
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Then he'd be silver-tongued.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 31, 2022
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I thought Spain is a Socialist country ?

    They got rich off the renewable energy Gold rush and electricity is practically free now ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 31, 2022
  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its a capitalist country now
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 31, 2022
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