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Whit the **** is upsell ya great fanny?

3k for software equates to, if I'm being peanuts level generous, about 40 - 80 hours of development time.

Good luck.

 

Does Spain need Iain? Monaco didn't. Nice didn't. They chased him oot.

 

*Smug

 

Are you upset because he's underpaying computer people ?

 

At that price he's getting sold a dummy, m8.

 

He chased me out of Monaco and Nice, not the cities themselves. Thank **** I'm in the safe haven of erm Madrid now

 

Do you have one of those chairs that spins around on tiny wheels at work ?

 

You have no clue, if I could trust you(which I can't) I would actually explain it to you

 

GC is having a meeting to decide who we give you up to for hard cash.

7:30 Saturday Coocaddens Underpass

 

You mean an office chair?

 

I already know

 

Oooh get you

 

The Underpass Of Spies

We give Iain to the Russian Mafia and they give us ST/Tina back.

 

I am proud to have held my forklift drivers license while working in British Steel in the '90's. I suspect it may have been revoked since the steelworks shut doon.

Ah could gran prix your ass in any forklift competition mano ah mano.

 

Is your "office chair" blue or red?

 

Ah could also gran prix you in any office char race.

In answer to yer question, it's black. With adjustable height, arms, and back rest. It's lovely.

Ever lifted 30 tonnes of 10 metre wide steel tube in a forklift? I have. But am talkin about proper forklifts. No some wee electric granny wagon that loads up a van.

You wee fuds never had the chance to work in heavy industry. Shame. It was ****in brilliant.

 

Did you have shoes with metal ends ?

 

Shoes? Back in the day you were lucky to have shoes. We painted oor feet with black polish. And then run a pencil from heel up the back of the calves and thighs after staining our legs dark with old tea.

 

Oh, steel toe caps? Aye. With solid wood soles.