You work in the tech dept of a call centre ya fanny, **** up![]()
No i don't you thick pikey ****.
You work in the tech dept of a call centre ya fanny, **** up![]()
No i don't you thick pikey ****.
Aye ye do, but still, **** up eh?
<Medro>
You serve no purpose to mankind.

Erm, yes I do. Out with yourself, does anyone rely on you?
Chrimbo in the house by yourself![]()
Chrimbo in the house by yourself![]()
You need to extrapolate the hard modem. Then purge the digital databook and reset the live capacitator. Make sure you have the control stick inserted into the central diagnosis port though. Good luck buddy.
I`m sure these free anti-virus` you can download actually contain a hidden mind-control virus
Whit the **** do you have to get up to to get Trojans and viruses?
My main development machine has no protection on it at all. No problems.
Two other laptops have MSE, never catches **** all.
On all my machines I occasionally examine the running processes to look for anything untoward. Never find anything.
Just what the **** are you ****s doing that gets you infected?
If I was cynical I would suggest it was your anti-virus software making itself useful.
There hasn't been a malicious virus in the wild in almost two decades. Trojans you get by saying yes please.
Same here gambol, the burds machine has spybot because she is a bit of a spazz with computers but I haven't had anything on mine since I bought it with no problems at all and I watch an unethical amount of porn.

Try Advanced System Care.
The Free (Aberdonian's Choice) Version![]()
Listen you baldy prick, I paid a lot of money on Norton Security so stop tarring us with the same brush.
It's the hygenically challenged minkers in the Central Belt that are the tight fisted arseholes, literally.
As has been said, Norton is like Herpes for the PC, once you've got it it's nigh on impossible to get rid of it.
Get this
http://www.iobit.com/advancedsystemcareper.php

I don't trust people that post links on here apart from myself because I have not got enough savvy to work out how to trick people
And you know what, I'm quite proud of that. I have no desire to be a geek.
My talents lie in other directions and one of these days I may just find them.