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Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Mr_Millwall, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Mick's got them all as he started the award <whistle>
     
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  2. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Mick wouldn't even think about giving one to Mr Millwall :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  3. Millwallsteve

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    Exactly, 5 weekends and 4 Fridays <ok>
     
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  6. Mr_Millwall

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    I forgot to mention its the chinese calander ,what a stupid irriot
     
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  7. MIGHTY

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    Mr Millwall was right

    the answers 20 <ok>
     
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  8. Mr_Millwall

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    I forgot to mention its the chinese calender what a stupid irriot
     
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  9. MIGHTY

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    ok next question

    How many squares on a chess board ?
     
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  10. Millwallsteve

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    Say that again <laugh>
     
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  11. MIGHTY

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    no using the web either <yikes>
     
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  12. Mr_Millwall

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  13. MIGHTY

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    did you work it out or use the web ?

    bravo <ok>
     
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    Cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays 5 days and leaves on Friday. How is it possible?
     
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  15. MIGHTY

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    his horse is called friday <laugh>
     
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  16. MIGHTY

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    3 men go into a cafe and each buys a sandwich.
    the waiter tells them its £1.50p
    so they pay 50p each
    the waiter takes the money to the tiller who says
    if you buy 3 sandwiches theres a discount of 25p
    on his way back to the men to return their 25p he pockets 10p for himself and gives back 15p
    each man takes 5p each.
    meaning they each paid 45p

    3x45p= £1.35p
    plus the 10p the waiter took = £1.45p

    wheres the other 5p ?
     
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  17. MIGHTY

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    Just dont ask me for the answer cos im ****ed if i know <laugh>
     
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    2 you and the person playing you.<whistle>
     
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  19. MIGHTY

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    im not square <yikes>
     
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  20. lifecheshirewhite

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    chess players=square's as in nerds,train spotters,morris dancer's,nigels etc.
     
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