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Question about rape

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  2. gas

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    For similar reasons I had to delete google chrome from my works laptop, the predictive text pop up thingy was going to get me into some serious **** and the ****er wouldn't turn off. <yikes>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    These things also need to be hidden from wives and/or girlfriends <laugh>
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Incognito browsing tabs <ok>

    Probably saved my marriage.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and clearing out yer browsing history and temp files <laugh>
     
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  6. gas

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    On a weekly basis<ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and when caught blaming it on a virus/trojan trying to sell you porn <laugh>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye can set yer browser to clear these out automatically every time you close the browser <ok>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin are odd.

    For example, my ex missus liked watching porn but would get upset if I watched it on my own. Go figure.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    My missus is the same with threesomes when she's not there.

    Fascist boot <grr>
     
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  11. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My missus is odd. When she's flicking the bean, she fantasises about me pumping other woman.

    In fact, sometimes, after a night out, I shag her and tell her about how I was shagging some wee durty up the arse and she loves it.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.<laugh>

    Aye, they're difficult creatures to figure oot are wimmin.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's got a filthy mind. That's a very very very good thing in a missus. <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Porn's great for seducing women into something they didn't want to do. My bird agreed to watch a porno with me so I conveniently chose a "their first anal" video. Guess who had me pumping her dirtbox for the first time that night :D
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    You can even pay to have a cuckold service these days. How lame though, you actually pay some other bloke to pump your bird while you have to watch and the pair of them can shout out put-downs while they bang like lemmings. All part of the BDSM stuff. Apparently. I read somewhere.
     
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  17. EDGE.

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    Did she like it and is it a regular occurrence nowadays?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's the same reason my ex missus wanted to try it <laugh>

    She wisny so keen on the lezzer 3-way action though. The boot.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only the once for us. As av said on here before it's no ma cup o' tea and she never asked for it again.
     
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